Adventures of four kitties of disparate backgrounds (Nitro S Pierce, Xing Lu, Igmu Sapa, & DammitJim) residing in one house with two 2-leggers (Dad & Mommer) and a lesser 4-legger (dog Cocoa). Oddly enough, all 4-leggers share the first name, "DAMMIT!" (One moreso than the others.)
24 March 2007
(fake) fur furriends
mom found this place on line an' thought some of you or your beans might like it!
nitro defends himself on 13 points
aCOURSE i do these things; i'm a kitty, ain't i?
1. sleep on ed. there's no one fluffier in the house to sleep on!
2. pounce ed until he hollers. ahhhhh, that ain't hard. he's a sissy, for all his girth and bluster.
3. put the bitey on nels. because he runs slowest.
4. walk through the kitchen yowling for no reason. makes mom & dad wonder what i'm up to.
5. chase nelson, ed, and xing, and eat their foods. why not? they hardly feed me enough; and besides, usually porker ed noses me outta my kibbles before he's finished with his, so i just get even!
6. knock mom's earrings on the floor. they're sparkly, they move an' roll around in strange ways, and they're THERE. what more could i ask of a toy?
7. tinkle in the not-yet-cleaned pottybox while mom cleans the ofurr one. then poop in the clean one. because i'm an equal-opportunity kinda guy.
8. help himself to any foods left unattended. hey, you snooze, you lose.
9. wake dad up early efurry day by singin'. i'm NOT singin'--i'm hollerin', 'cause cocoa has me pinned to the door. don't they hear all that bangin' an' thumpin'? what do they think i'm doing? they're tone-deaf if they think that's singin'!!!
10. wake mom up FURRY early onna the weekend by singin'. ditto; cocoa just seems to want to get up earlier on weekends.
11. drink mom's coffee while she's not lookin'. see #8. besides, she puts cream in it--what kitty wouldn't go after that??
12. chase the red dot up ofurr cocoa's head. cocoa just LOVES surprises, so i do what i can to accomodate her!
13. play wif mom's makeup when she leaves it out on the sink. no, i'm not tryin' it on--it's just that i can't help battin' around all those nice roll-y pots and tubes. if she doesn't want me to do it, she shouldn't leave them around!! she doesn't leave her shoes out where cocoa can chew them, does she? nope. i rest my case.
1. sleep on ed. there's no one fluffier in the house to sleep on!
2. pounce ed until he hollers. ahhhhh, that ain't hard. he's a sissy, for all his girth and bluster.
3. put the bitey on nels. because he runs slowest.
4. walk through the kitchen yowling for no reason. makes mom & dad wonder what i'm up to.
5. chase nelson, ed, and xing, and eat their foods. why not? they hardly feed me enough; and besides, usually porker ed noses me outta my kibbles before he's finished with his, so i just get even!
6. knock mom's earrings on the floor. they're sparkly, they move an' roll around in strange ways, and they're THERE. what more could i ask of a toy?
7. tinkle in the not-yet-cleaned pottybox while mom cleans the ofurr one. then poop in the clean one. because i'm an equal-opportunity kinda guy.
8. help himself to any foods left unattended. hey, you snooze, you lose.
9. wake dad up early efurry day by singin'. i'm NOT singin'--i'm hollerin', 'cause cocoa has me pinned to the door. don't they hear all that bangin' an' thumpin'? what do they think i'm doing? they're tone-deaf if they think that's singin'!!!
10. wake mom up FURRY early onna the weekend by singin'. ditto; cocoa just seems to want to get up earlier on weekends.
11. drink mom's coffee while she's not lookin'. see #8. besides, she puts cream in it--what kitty wouldn't go after that??
12. chase the red dot up ofurr cocoa's head. cocoa just LOVES surprises, so i do what i can to accomodate her!
13. play wif mom's makeup when she leaves it out on the sink. no, i'm not tryin' it on--it's just that i can't help battin' around all those nice roll-y pots and tubes. if she doesn't want me to do it, she shouldn't leave them around!! she doesn't leave her shoes out where cocoa can chew them, does she? nope. i rest my case.
23 March 2007
HAPPY OCCASION!!!
PURRS AND HEADBONKS FROM ALL THE MEOWERS!about that fur growing in different . . .
here's our woofie buddy, felix. (his ears has medicine on them, so they looks kinda straggly, but he's a cute fluffy boy when they don't has the yucky stuff on 'em.)
he had an owie on his tail, an' when the furs grew back, they was 'way darker than it was before! so it's not just us kitties that happens to.
he had an owie on his tail, an' when the furs grew back, they was 'way darker than it was before! so it's not just us kitties that happens to.
22 March 2007
P&P
we can't be at the purrayer & purraise bloggie later, but here's our candle mom lighted while we remembered furrriends who have gone to the bridge, furriends who need healing in mind and body, furriends who need other kindsa help, and in purraise for nels' continued improved health and the nice vet lady who helped him!!
21 March 2007
thursday thirteen
things nitro likes to do:
1. sleep on ed.
2. pounce ed until he hollers.
3. put the bitey on nels.
4. walk through the kitchen yowling for no reason.
5. chase nelson, ed, and xing, and eat their foods.
6. knock mom's earrings on the floor.
7. tinkle in the not-yet-cleaned pottybox while mom cleans the ofurr one. then poop in the clean one.
8. help himself to any foods left unattended.
9. wake dad up early efurry day by singin'.
10. wake mom up FURRY early onna the weekend by singin'.
11. drink mom's coffee while she's not lookin'.
12. chase the red dot up ofurr cocoa's head.
13. play wif mom's makeup when she leaves it out on the sink.
1. sleep on ed.
2. pounce ed until he hollers.
3. put the bitey on nels.
4. walk through the kitchen yowling for no reason.
5. chase nelson, ed, and xing, and eat their foods.
6. knock mom's earrings on the floor.
7. tinkle in the not-yet-cleaned pottybox while mom cleans the ofurr one. then poop in the clean one.
8. help himself to any foods left unattended.
9. wake dad up early efurry day by singin'.
10. wake mom up FURRY early onna the weekend by singin'.
11. drink mom's coffee while she's not lookin'.
12. chase the red dot up ofurr cocoa's head.
13. play wif mom's makeup when she leaves it out on the sink.
20 March 2007
wonderful wednesday
(mom's learning "the gimp" graphics software, so edmund asked her to make this for her first project)turrible tuesday
this is THE most PO'd kitty we've efurr seen!
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