NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG KITS OR THE FAINT OF HART!!
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this picture was found inna camera left beside a trail near where we liff. some feral furriends brot it to us. we haf been cowerin' unner the bed since hearin' rumers of this creature around catsmas time. we had thought (an' HOPED) that the song that starts
Up onna housetop, the reindeers pause,
Scratchin’ an’ scrabblin’ wif vishus claws,Hunting the tender yung joosy cats,
Red-eyed an' wearin' their santa hats.
CHORUS: Oh, no, no! We wouldn't go,
Oh, no, no! Not wif reindeers, no!
Up onna housetop oh so slick,
We ain't gonna fall for no reindeer trick!
was only fiction, but now we knows diffrunt. here is digital prufe of its realness, so at grate purrsonal risk we emerges frum our hidey-hole to post this warning about the most terrorfying vishus deer efur seen!!!! we thot we had seen them all--stealth deers, crafty "furriendly" deers, even ghost deers; but this one ... holey socks!!!! we fink it might be *gulp* a (whispering) vampire deer!!!!!
do not enter the woods!!!! do not go inna back yard if you has more than eight blades of grass innit--they are masters of disguise an' camoflaj!!!! do not let yer beans go fur hikes!!! (note to selfs: tell miss ginger an' mr gary!!!!)
we are goin' back unner the bed now; ed is whining acause the dust bunnies are are bigger than he is. we hadda promise to share our gooshy foods wif him so he can "bulk up" in case there is a bunny uprising.
spred the werd to all yer furriends an' make sure that you an' they are efur vigilant!! LET'S BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!
