edmund is on mom's list; we're pretty sure it ain't the catsmas card list.
he an' xing were abiding (relatively) amiably, side-by-side on mom's lap.
then xing looked at ed; ed looked at xing.
they both hissed.
mom moved her arm (the one with ed lying on it).
he scooched ofur to the table.
xing hissed again.
ed dove for her wif fangs a-gape, an' fell short of the mark.
unfortunately, not short of mom's arm.
he is banned from The Lap.
silly ed.