a-one, a-two-, a stretch!!

our uncle stephen gotted this"mouse pad" (??? ain't no mousies onnit, an' it don't smell nuthin' like mouses) fur mommer!! mommer tried somma the poses, but now she's moanin' an' rummagin' around inna box where the hurt-meddysins are. we dunno--looks easy to us! *shrug*

sure, i'll come down ...

just as soon as you put the rug sucking monster
back in its cave!!!!