it's so unfair!

So mommer sez we can't bisit the big catsmas tree unless she or dad is there.

It is SO unfair that we can't bisit our ornament furriends! We'd nefer, efur knock them down or hurt THEM! honest! We is just li'l angels!

A little brofurely love that din't devolve into a tussle. This "bein' good for santy paws" stuff is furry wearin' onna sy-kee. 

our furry own catsmas tree!

mommer was feelin' bad for not lettin' us haf a catsmas tree, so she drug out the little one that haz been the fambly tree for the past sevrul years an' putted it up inna front hall. ascuse me, mommer, the foy-yay. [mommer:  hey! quit makin' fun of me. i waited 35 years to have a foyer, and by golly, i'll flaunt it if i want to!] ennyway, here it is:

we gotted our revenge last night. try to keep us frum a catsmas tree, eh? well, here you go!

she called us hoolygans an' poopy-butts (well, somethin' like that) but we's sure she din't mean that. she's just cranky befur she hafs her coffee. an' fur the reckerd, it still werks, an' we dunno who dunnit. srsly, we don't. ::silent meow/smirk::

here is our catsmas tree. when mommer waz deckeratin' it, nitro grabbed a long piece of plastic wrap an started swallerin' it bit by bit. he runned off so fast mommer couldn't catch him! but finely dad gotted him an carefully pulled the plastic back out. it's a good thing his gizzerd din't come out wif it! mommer gived him a good hollerin'-at (nitro, not dad), an' we ain't seen the tree wifout hoomin snoopervision since. bummer. it's SO shiny an haz SO many dangly toys!