01 April 2011
an' now to our regularly scheduled message:
Mama, you is usually a furry smart lady, so why did you ask me to sit on your lap when you knew i would have to stare at these other kitties? i know that you were looking at ME when i was looking at them, but why do you wear pictures of kitties who are NOT ME? i know i am the prettiest girlcat in the house--because you tell me so whenefur you sees me--so why would you want to see other kitties on your T-shirt? i think i am a little bit crabbilated.