mama?
yes, xingie?
does you still luff me?
yes, sugar-pie.
even though i hurted you?
yes, sugar-pie; even though you gaffed me like a fish.
uhhh, 'scuse me?
that just means "stuck me in a vein with your needlelike claws and made me bleed copiously despite direct pressure applied immediately".
oh.
what on earth were you thinking?
i saw the iggymonster onna floor ofur by daddy's chair.
on the floor? that's hardly the same thing as him sitting on my arm six inches away from you!!
i know; i dunno why i thought i could smack him. efurrything just turned red in front of my eyes and i smacked. seein' him makes me wanna smack. an' he hisses an' spits at me, an' smacks back.
don't i always tell you that the boycats just like to tease?
he wasn't teasin'.
what was he doing that ticked you off, then?
he was breathin'.
that's NOT the same as teasing, xingxing.
when it comes to boycats, it's the same thing.
nope.
yup.
xingie? what goes on in that little head of yours?
i dunno, mama.
me neither, honeypot. me neither.
