toezie tuesday

daddy calls zis my "raptor claw" an' allus wantsta clip it.

i don't let him. you nefur know when there will be an alien

that needs evisseratin'. or a vishus deer.

mancat monday blues ...

dangit, mommer! i keep tellin' ya not to take my picture when i'm layin' onnis sheet! how's ennyone gonna take me seriously as a basement cat minion when i'm surrounded by circus stripes??