**** NOT SUITABLE FOR YUNG OR WEAK-STUMMICKED KITTIES. ****
but you brave kitties who read on, please make sure the yung an' w-s kitties are told about this threat inna way that don't gif 'em too many nightmares!
the vishus deers haf perfected their devious plan of disguising themselfs as our best frend skeezix!! there is a whole herd of them atta secret hide-out in whiskerconsin (look out, victor an' nina)!! if you're inna mood fur a horror movie, you can see them here:
they are gonna infiltrate various areas of the youessay all at once by pretendin' to be skeezix on a national tour to meet ofur bloggin' kitties. an' then when they're all cozy inna room wif some nip juice an' a soft sofa or two, they're gonna spear them poor tender yung joosy kitties an' gobble 'em up!! (at least that's what we think they was sayin' in that video . . . ed was shriekin' the whole time an' we couln't hear it furry well--but what else could it haf been?) we are just SICK wif worry. keep yer ears open an' if you hear that skeezie's comin' to a town near you, raise the alarm!!!
an' skeezie, dear frend, LOOK OUT!!! BE EXTRA VIJILANT!!! you know the f.l. spotted those vishus deer tracks in The Big Forest. we fink they must be closin' in on yer house to keep you unner survailence an' make you stay put so you don't accidentally stumble on one of the fake skeezies an' cause a prollem wif their evil plot.
remember, kitties--if you see anyone who appears to be skeezie, gif his hindquarters a good sniffin' to make sure he's the REAL DEAL! an' if he looks furry, furry tall, maybe it's best to run away wifout sniffin'!
