nels sez:
well, this morning She hadda go change her pants. She peed 'em. before breakfast. and it was all xingxing's fault.
xing likes to sit on the table that the puter face sits on while She types. all of a sudden, xing started that well-known rhythmic urping that signals an imminent hairball (and she, being very fastidious, hurls some whoppers!). She didn't wanna annoy xing just then by moving her, so She just moved papers outta the way and told her to go for it; which she did.
but the hairball didn't come all the way out! xing panicked and did a scrambling, floundering about-face turn to jump up on the puter body where it sits next to the face. while she did this, her head went through the 180-arc with her mouth pointing upward, spraying hurl-juice ceilingward with great success.
then her head followed through with a snap, disengaging a world-class hairwad, which smacked into the wall--four feet away!! it slid slowly down the wall like those icky garden slugs, and plunked onto the carpet. us boys watched in awe. we've projectile-yakked a few times, but NEVER anything like that. xing has a new weapon, and we respect her for that. we're staying outta the way when she hurls.
oh, yeah; it took Her almost three minutes to get Herself together enough to go clean up the mess, wipe Her eyes, and use Her asthma inhaler. and then, of course, to change Her britches.
Adventures of four kitties of disparate backgrounds (Nitro S Pierce, Xing Lu, Igmu Sapa, & DammitJim) residing in one house with two 2-leggers (Dad & Mommer) and a lesser 4-legger (dog Cocoa). Oddly enough, all 4-leggers share the first name, "DAMMIT!" (One moreso than the others.)
25 comments:
OMG!!! Momma has tears rolling down her face just reading this! That furry funny!!!
::purrs::
~M,K,&E
now THAT'S talent! way ta go Xing! hey - didn't ya get pic-shures?
Where was your videocamera? This sounds like a classic!
Mum just snorted tea through her nose and is now coughing...
Great story!
goodness grashus xing... how u do dat?
mommie iz glad she not eatin sumtin while she read dis.
u iz funnier den me, but poor mommie. next time bettur hurl out side... may be make new game??
kind regardz,
katie kitty 2
=^..^=
Wow. And I thought Mrs.B had bad hairballs.
ROFL, that is a classic. I haven't every had a hairball that bad.
Oh. . . .
My. . . .
now *I* have to go change my pants!
much luvs,
da auntie
Oh, ew.
I don't get hairballs. Or at least not since that one as long as my paw I got when I used to groom my ex-girlfriends Mischief and Mayhem. They had really long fur.
That's really impressive! But ew.
Thank you for your vote and compliments Nitro. I thought your costume was the mostest imaginative of all.
Bwhhaaahahaa! Mom almost peed her pants reading this AND snorted her tea frew her nose.
We thinks Xing had the ultimate hurl. Hard to top that one.
o, that sounds like a wurld class hurl. betcha it's a record. Xing wills be a blogger legend cause of that.
(sound of 4 cats clapping their paws together) That's the best throwup story we ever heard. Excellent work Xing!
xing sez:
awwwwwwww, shucks! it's a gift, you guys!
That sounds kinda traumatic! But at least your lady got a good laugh!
wow, now that's the mostest awsomest barf we've efurr heared about!
Wow! We are very impressed! The Mother on the other hand is grossing out.
That is one heck of a hairball story!
I'm not letting MeiLin read about this new "weapon" cause so far, she hasn't had a hairball. (fingers crossed!!)
i'm tryin' real hard not to laugh...
Xing Lu, I bow to you. That is one powerful weapon.
Ahahahahahahaha that is great, projectile hairballing smack on the wall, heehee, all over, ahahaha wow *sigh* that was a great story to share-we loved it, so did Mom ~Merlin, SHadow, KO KO
Wow...I is IMPRESSED....I has nefur had a hairball. Momma has only had one time wif Jinx when he went around da house froin' up. Jinx did it a'bout a squillion times, so he got to go on a lil' trip to da vet. Momma doesn't fool around. She just scooped him up b'tween froin' ups and took him to da Vet. He stopped froin' up and he wuz OK. No hairball came up doh.
At least it wasn't me goin to da vet.
*ABBY
Do yoo think she needs an exorsizm? Mao and Rocky do thoze on the side, if yer intrested.
she needs somethin'! she's the most evil-tempered kitty we's efur seen. she don't wanna play, she don't wanna share, we can't even peek at her from the corner of our eyes wifout her yellin', "Mommy, he's LOOKIN' at me!" jeez. what a pill.
but she loves beans; even beans she nefur met before. furry strange; but then, we've already decided she's not a cat.
Haha! That's so funny! Sheesh!
We found this link at Karen Jo's while reading her limerick about Xing Lu. We think Xing Lu deserves an award for hugest hurling hairball arc. We don't think we could top that.
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