19 December 2006

oh, christmas tree . . .

oh, christmas tree! oh, christmas tree!
how nekkid are your branches!
we see no danglies, hear no bells,
we pat no crystals, smell no smells.
oh, christmas tree! oh, christmas tree!
how nekkid are your branches!

oh, christmas tree! oh, christmas tree!
the doggie brown is lurking.
our mommie sez, "no tree this year--
destructo-dawg is my big fear!"
oh, christmas tree! oh, christmas tree!
we miss your shiny treasures!

oh, christmas tree! oh, christmas tree!
devoid of pretties are you!
no winking bulbs, no hangie-downs,
no crunchy tinfoil snowflake sounds.
oh, christmas tree! oh, christmas tree!
that darn dawg spoiled our christmas!

peeyes: betcha can't tell which stocking is nelson's;-)

8 comments:

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we LOVE yur song! won't the dam dawg just eat the tree? our Lady's sister has a husky who loves ta chew wood (an paper too - don't leaf munney out), so she puts tree branches all 'round the tree fur him ta chew furrst. it's a race ta see if he kin chew his way ta the tree before Christmas.
Cocoa

we can't tell which stocking is Nelson's cause we couldn't read the little tags, but I'll guess...the black & white one.
Grr

Purrs to my sweetie Ed! Did you see you were Kat's Cat of the Day yesterday?
Midnight

Libby said...

hey guys hope ur doing okay...its good up here at the bridge

Justin said...

hey, wat a lovely poem!! merry xmas to you.

And do chekc out this funny video on christmas pet bash!. Its real fun!!!!

DEBRA said...

I bet it's the black and white one...how koot. Loves yur song. Tell yur Momma you needs just a few orr-nah-ments on dah twee to play wif.

Anonymous said...

Grate song an cute little tree. Too bad bout the dog.

KC said...

o, what a funny song. i dunno wich stockin is nelsons?

Beau said...

love the song! I bet I know which stocking it is!

ML (Mary Lynn) said...

Hey, Xing...come look what Missy, KC & Bear got in the mail today...

...and thank you, they all love it!