things nitro likes to do:
1. sleep on ed.
2. pounce ed until he hollers.
3. put the bitey on nels.
4. walk through the kitchen yowling for no reason.
5. chase nelson, ed, and xing, and eat their foods.
6. knock mom's earrings on the floor.
7. tinkle in the not-yet-cleaned pottybox while mom cleans the ofurr one. then poop in the clean one.
8. help himself to any foods left unattended.
9. wake dad up early efurry day by singin'.
10. wake mom up FURRY early onna the weekend by singin'.
11. drink mom's coffee while she's not lookin'.
12. chase the red dot up ofurr cocoa's head.
13. play wif mom's makeup when she leaves it out on the sink.
Adventures of four kitties of disparate backgrounds (Nitro S Pierce, Xing Lu, Igmu Sapa, & DammitJim) residing in one house with two 2-leggers (Dad & Mommer) and a lesser 4-legger (dog Cocoa). Oddly enough, all 4-leggers share the first name, "DAMMIT!" (One moreso than the others.)
8 comments:
We especially like number 7 and number 12!!!
Nitro, you sound like a great cat!
Hey, Nitro, you do all the right cat things! Especially wandering around the house yowling for no reason. I do that, too, all the time!! The humans just don't understand cat opera practice! "O solo miow..."
Fracas
I'm all abowt #7, dood. I always preefer a fresh box!
Orlando loves to knock DKM's lipsticks in to the toilet so he can hear her scream
We like Nitro- he's a right bugger...
Heeheehee!
It sounds like you have lots of fun at your house Nitro! I like doing a lot of that stuff too!
~Persephone
Nitro, you're a cool guy. And we'll forever remember you with your Skeezix birthday party hat and shirt for the Halloween contest.
We think every cat who uses a litterbox can appreciate #7.
~J&B
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