thursday 13 - quotes about cats . . .

collected from the innernets, of course:

1. Any question addressed to a cat can be counted as rhetorical.
2. An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
3. Cat rule: Don’t bite the hand that feeds you; just bite the one that won't feed you fast enough.
4. Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
5. Cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
6. Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
7. Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say that the cat died nobly.
8. I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
9. People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
10. There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.
11. There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
12. You know it's time to shave your legs when the cat uses them for scratching behind its ears.
13. On the Internet, nobody knows you're a cat.