04 April 2007

thursday 13 - quotes about cats . . .

collected from the innernets, of course:
  1. Any question addressed to a cat can be counted as rhetorical.
  2. An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
  3. Cat rule: Don’t bite the hand that feeds you; just bite the one that won't feed you fast enough.
  4. Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
  5. Cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
  6. Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
  7. Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say that the cat died nobly.
  8. I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
  9. People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
  10. There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.
  11. There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
  12. You know it's time to shave your legs when the cat uses them for scratching behind its ears.
  13. On the Internet, nobody knows you're a cat.

11 comments:

jeter harris said...

#9 an #13 ... i'm laffin an laffin!
luv--jh

Daisy said...

Those were cute! Let me see, my favorite one is #3. I am trying not to be so bitey anymore though.

Munchkin, Missy and Monte said...

We love #13 the best, but the others are good also.

Dragonheart said...

Those are fun quotes! I really like #10. Like Jeter, I'm laughing at 9 and 13. :)

amy said...

thanks for making me smile this afternoon

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Mum likes #12, but they are all good...
Thanks, we needed a laugh today!

yao-lin said...

MOL I like the last one! Sounds ominous.

Mom of three said...

Great quotes! I especially love #'s 9 & 10. By the way, you are all very handsome kitties!

Derby said...

hehehe, good ones guys. My favorites, 4, 7 and 10.

Eric and Flynn said...

Mum sez #5 can't be rite cuz we play Whacky Races ofurr the bed at least an hour befurr the clock sez git out of bed.

One of us said...

Those are great TT quotes ~poiland Tribe