02 May 2007

acceptance speech by Right Black-Sock

Members of the Acatemy and Movie Lovers everywhere: It is a bittersweet pleasure to accept this award with thanks and gratitude on behalf of my twin sister, Left Black-Sock. She was so honored to appear as Miss Midnight’s body double and understudy! She often said that she would remember her first day on the set as the day she knew where her life’s work lay!

As many of you know, Sea of Love brought Left to the notice of the movie world and resulted in her being given the starring role in Laundry!, currently in production. She was thrilled right down to her toes by this acknowledgement of her talent!

With great sadness I must now tell you all that, while filming an action scene, she vanished. Like so many other socks, the Great Void has taken her. ::sniffle:: Please join me for a moment of prayer for her sole. Thank you all! I know I’ll meet her again on the dark side of the moon.

(Raises award) ::Lefty, this one’s for you, babe!::

10 comments:

Daisy said...

Goodbye Lefty! You done good. And you were a nice gentle sole.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

*snif* furry sweet. Lefty is probably with our Whitey Red Band in sock heaven...

Kimo & Sabi said...

Concatulations - and "here's to Lefty!"

Kim and Oscar the Puppy Cat said...

Lefty, I don't know what to say. You will be solely missed! (Oscar and Kim bow their heads in respectful silence)

The Meezer Gang said...

That was a great speech! And a great idea, too!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

Congratulations to Lefty, wherever you are! That was a very sincere and moving speech, and we have to apologize for the behavior of our Lady. We have no idea why she's rolling on the floor laughing - it's totally inappropriate and she's obviously lost her mind.

The Crew said...

Congratulations on a fine performance which will be remembered as a tribute to socks everywhere!

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Another reason to sob as I do laundry... a moving tribute, solefully expressed.

Derby said...

Concatulations guys. So sorry that Lefty has left the building.

Skeezix said...

I think we have one of Lefy's relativs at owr howse!