07 June 2007

(veiled) threat thursday

back on mancat monday, my best frend, skeezix, asked if i'd gotten any action yet. yup, i had. right after mom snapped that picture, i heard an outside kitty jump up on the barbecue grill. the grill sits on the hard floor outside where the green machine lives, next to the window behind my dad's head when he sits in "his" chair.

always ready to rush into action, i took the shortest path between two points (floor to window). i learned some new words for the "don't say" list. it's not MY fault his head makes such a good springboard!

right after mom put the camera down--frustrated 'cause i couldn't maul, er, greet the outside kitty--i lashed my tail an' it smacked dad upside the head all the way to his nose. so he grabbed it . . . an' PUT THE BITEY ON IT! then HE learned some KITTY-words that are on the "don't say" list!! dang--i only put the tiniest of holes in his head, an' he fought back wif a whole mouthfulla teeth. not fair! they keep their bedroom door closed, so i couldn't even poop on his pillow! that's ok; you know what khan said about revenge. *kitty-smirk*

(meower mom sez: no cats were harmed in the episode described above. they only think they were.)

6 comments:

The Meezers said...

geez, humans haf such dirty moufs! I hope you sent your tail out for san-a-ta-zay-shun

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Holy &#%^*! Yoor dad bit yoor tail? The Meezers is rite, better get it san-a-tized.

Daisy said...

Your Dad shouldn't have put his head there if he didn't want you to use it, right?

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

oooo thems fighting actions. if he has a springy head, he should deal with getting sprung on....
you're totally right, revenge is a dish best served cold...much like shrimp...

PS I love love love your peace globe

Parker said...

Uh Oh! Your Daddy put the bitey on YOU!?! Man oh man...What's the world coming to?

Eric and Flynn said...

Did I heer dat rite??? Yer dad put the bitey on yoo??? Yer dad shouldn't haf put his head theer. Bide yer time, yoo will git yer revenj.