19 September 2007

DO YE SAIL WIF US TODAY?

arrrr, lads 'n' lasses!! pay heed t'me this day, an' we'll sail fine an' true. now, climb aboarrrr the good ship "cat o' nine tails" an' let's be off for our anchorage! just be rememberin' that there be no poopin' onna poop deck. there be litter boxes below fer ye comfort.

i be yer cap'n, nelson the cranky. beware, lest ye earn yerself a keel-haulin'. the surest way to that be touchin' o' me hindquarters, so keep yer distance from me coattails!!

sailin' wif us today be first mate chow yung fatcat, an' our second mate, nitro the nasty!














our ship's company made a wee visit last night to a small port town, an' came away wif some superb booty. resident femmecat fatale, xing the slice, kep' the populace at bay, errrrr . . . amused till we could take on our carrrrrgo. an' when we left, we threw a little barrrrbeque for them to remember us by. yarrrrrr.





now as we be underrrrr sail on the way to our snug harborrrr, we points out to ye that not all denizens o'the sea be tasty snacks.


some be eye candy, what be things o'beauty, like, but not edible. (although there be some what claims they "has a flavor" . . .)


these seagoing beauties be knowed as "sireeeens", an' they sings beautymous music, but ye must not harken!!!! we finks we did hear her song what lures brave cats to their doom: "skeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzy! skeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzyyyy". yarrrr. that's what it sounded like ter us. we put on more sail, an' made way up the coast!

ahoy! thar be our cove!! fear not, me bravos an' bravettes--there be dories aplenty to be bringin' ye ashore. not a whisker will be dampened, i swear it by davy jones!!

(by the bye . . . . there be no poopin' on the beach, neither. ye'll be findin' plenty o' comfort stations in the underbrush.)

an' should ye be in need ov a nap an' want no sand in yer fur, there be plenty o' these comfy beds scattered 'round in shade an' sun.






an' fer the fillin' o' yer tummies, we recommends these fine vittles what we liberated from that wee port last night (along wif the servin' staff). there be hammm, there be chicken, there be chicken o' the sea! there be hammmm! there be lobster, there be gravlax, there be green leafs an' orange-color sticks fer the buns an' ratties, there be fruits an' veggies o' all description. oh, an' beforrrrr i fergets, an' there be hammmmmmmmmm!!!!!!! yarrrrrr. *slurp*




we'll also be broachin' of the varrrrrious containers o' liquid refreshment, an' there be copious fresh water springs a little ways inland. (we does NOT recommend the ocean waters, should ye be brave enough to lave yer toezies in the surf--be goin' an' washin' yer feets in one o' the springs--the salt'll leave ye parched if ye bathes it away on yer own.) there be many, many kegs o' tuna water, as i promised ye, an' there be niptinis an' jugs o' catmint rrrrrrrrum an' catnip mead for ye as imbibes spirits!

when the sun sets, we'll be sharin' out the booty from that little port -- arrrrr, first mate fatcat! what were the name o' that scurvy shanty town? arrrrr, yairs--that were it---dogville. strange how they come to be havin' such delightsome treats as be fit fer kitties. perhaps they were ready to mount an offensive on the nearby island of cattania, an' we relieved 'em o' the bait they'd use to lure the kitties out into the open!

why, yarrrr. that be it! we done a sarvis for our bretheren an' sisteren of cattania. i be minded to let 'em know, an' be collectin' a rewarrrrrd, i be! we sails tomorrow for meowville, the capital of cattania! make a note o' that, fatcat. should i be somewhat foggy w' the drink on the morrow, i task ye with bringin' our destination to me attention, after a respectful silence. an' in a quiet voice, mind ye!!

inna meantime, me hearties, let's us go an' make free w' the booty from the many chests we collected. here be an example o' the least of 'em. there be yummies an' toys o' all kinds, an' they be ours . . . all ours! let us enjoy 'em in good health!!

when ye be partied out, hail yerself a dory an' return t' our good ship cat o' nine tails. we'll be makin' a last sweep fer sleepin' kitties at eight bells o' the first watch (that be midnight, for ye lubbers), an' ferryin' the bodies to the ship, for we sails at first light. fatcat! where be we bound, again? arrrrr, cattania, that be it. thank'ee.

i takes good care o' them what sails wif me. it's allus calm seas an' fair weather when cap'n nels be at the helm. our ship's fair company hopes ye enjoys yer day an' puts the recent troubles outta yer minds fer a while. we be prrrroud to call ye our mates!

35 comments:

The Cat Realm said...

Hurray - I am first!
All the food, yum yum yum - If the others don't hurry there will not be much left!
What a great party! And you all look GORGEOUS in your pirate outfits!
I will sail a bit through the blue waters and be back in a few hours!
Captain Jack Flint a.k.a. Karl

Parker said...

Arrrrr! What a great tour 'o duty. I had me a fine time!

Astrid, Kashim & Othello said...

Aye, what a fine party and all that excellent food, shiver me timbers! we be in for some piratey fun and excitement.


Cap’n Kashim Firecrotch & Jelly Bones Othello

Beau Beau & Angie said...

We'll be sailin' along side ye Matey. Me am captain o mine own ship. I got me a scurvey crew an a bessel o' fine wenches. I'll be takin some o ye grog arrrrrr.
~Beau Beau o' da Seas

Alexi said...

Arr! We be boardin' your vessel and raidin' some of your booty!

Iron Wicked Wilma

Mickey said...

Arrrgh!! We be ready to come along fur the fun!Raidin' the treasures an drinkin toona juice AAAAAAARG!

Eric and Flynn said...

Arrr us be reddy to board yer fine pirate ship furr a day of plundering and looting. Tis going to be a fine thing to end the day with some spicy wenches and lots of good food and a few tankards of toona joos.
Eric the Orrible and Fearsome Flynn

Hot(M)BC said...

Arrrrrrrrrr n what a fine feast n grave wonderful fun you have here. We're comin aboard wif ya, fine cap'n n crew! Aye, n where be that bottle o' nip rum. Aye.

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Avast there ye meowsers...the tail lashing will continue until moral improves - or until my slave takes this stupid costume off meow!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Arr, we be sailing wif ye cap'n. Aye, and we hoist a tankard to da Meowers fur da fine day...gar.

Ariel said...

"Hey Mateys" this is alot of fun.

The Meezers said...

arrrrrrrrrrr where be the pig? I needs me some pig and a nap. - Miles

Samantha & Tigger said...

Arrr, hello my friends, this is a great day for all us Pirate Kitty!'s Thanks for ha'in' us o'er t' yer feastie.
Yer Fl mateys,

Cheysuli said...

Ahoy there. I had no idea that I'd get so much to eat as a pirate... Ahem, I mean, Matey that's a fine pirate spread for which I can fill my belly.

Daisy said...

Ahoy, hearties! Captain Daisy Doubloon here, I am boarding your fine ship. This be a mighty good party! I must warn you about the dangerous sireeeeens, she looks tricky. I am off for some catnip mead, arrrrrr!

ps: Pirate day is loads of fun!

Samantha & Tigger said...

Ahoy me maties! We are boardin' yer vessel. We came fer some vittels and a pint! Arrrr!! Be thankin' yer for all this fine fun!
Yer FL maties,

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

arrrrr! loot & plunder - we're in!

(thanks fur the great idea!)

LHK said...

Arrrr, I be happy ta sale with ye!
Ye make a fine spread, and I be needin' a flaggon of ye olde tuna-rum-punch! Shiver me timbers, but it be goode!
---Cap'n Beezer

Monty Q. Kat said...

Meoorrgh! MontyQ the Mighty comin' for duty Captain! Now where be the wenches?

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Pour, oh pour the pirate sherry,
Fill, oh fill, the pirate glass,
And, to make us more than merry,
Let the pirate bumper pass!

sammawow-china cat-willow said...

Aye, ye meowser be throwin' a gran' an' glorious time for all. We're ready an' willin' t'drink toasts an eat ham wi' ye.

Aye, purrrrs, China Cat an' Willow

Jimmy Joe said...

Ahoy, mateys, ye be free with your grog and plenty with the booty. A hearty thanks and smooth sailing!
Your buddy, Grog-master Jim

Oliver said...

Yarrr, what a foine advensherous day it is! Thank ye good an' hearty for the feastin, I'll join ye in a round of piratin' any day!

Henry Helton said...

I've found me a loot of chicken of the sea! Clyde and I caught it whilst sailing on our ship. Meargh! We love meow like a pirate day!

One-Eyed Jack said...

Arrrrr!!! We be sailin' with ye!

But I'll not be surrenderin' me booty to nocat!!!

Yer spread o' vittles be a fine mess, however! Me thinks I'll be strollin' over to tables an' takin' a gander at what's to offer!

My thanks ta ye!

~Pirate Jack

TUNA!!!!!!!!!

~P'rsephone, Pirate Queen

Caesar and Princess said...

Meeooaaaarrrrrrr
We see ham. We will have some ham
Yo ho ho and a bottle of Toona Juice

Skeezix the Cat said...

This has bin a lot of fun, Meowers!!!!! I'm glad yoo thot of this!!!!! Ahoy! I'm off to pillije!!!!

Tara said...

Loads 'o fun, me mate, loads 'o fun!

Time for a bit 'o grog!

TARRRRRRa

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

Thank you for Meow Like a Pirate Day...it was gurreat fun!

Talking about fun...I can't tell if we are on a pirate ship....or a cruise boat....so much tasty food!

~Marie

Derby said...

Argghhh. A wonderful day we have had. Hoist a few brews matey's.

Karen Jo said...

Aye, an I'm glad ye had such a fine idea for Meow Like a Pirate Day. I've had me a great day. I'll join ye fer a bite and a tankard. Ye put out a great mess an' a fine selection o' grogs. Thankee kindly.

Ramses said...

Arr, that be one good tail you'z be tellin and I'z got me eye on that there food, it looks rite yummy! .) (cause of da patch you know!)

Dragonheart said...

Arr, ye all be might fine pirates, me mateys! Aye, thank ye for "Meow Like a Pirate" day!

Forty Paws said...

Meargh! What a fine day an nite was had by all!

Jana said...

Ran across your blog tonight! I am a mother to 3 sweet cats!