22 October 2007

in the name of ART????????

we begs pardon of anyone who is tender an' gentle an' well-bred. they will be offended by our coarse langwidge and bloody thoughts in this post, but we gots to say it or burst. please don't read further if you don't know the 4-letter word for intercourse that isn't "talk".

this is in regard to the recent posting on the cat blogosphere re: a report of an "artist" who starved a woofie to death as an "art piece". allow us to say, WHAT THE F**K?!?!? there are already millions too many critters dying efurry year from neglect--did there need to be one more?? deliberately????

our mom cried for half a hour an' hurled a hairball wifout no hairs in it, after she read the report an' signed the petition. she hadda go home from work early acause she was raging mad by then. she hollered quite some. we hasn't seen her this mad, efurr. an' when she splained why, we got even madder. we may may be housecats, but there are thousands an' hunnerts of thousands of killers in our collective kitty-consciousness, an' by bast, they're stirrin'! nunna them efurr saw any need to murder somethin' just to watch it die.

we wanna find this guy an' lock him inna box an' let him starve. nuts to that "turn the other cheek" stuff for . . . we almost said "beans" but this ain't no human . . . creeps like this. we just pure an' simple want him dead, an' we ain't sorry for sayin' it. that woofie din't do nuthin' to deserve that death, but the "artist" DID!

we knows we prolly won't find him to lock him up an' starve him, but we puts the curse o' sekhmet (Avenger of Wrongs, oh, Great Scarlet Lady!) on him. she'll eat his liver. wifout fava beans or chianti.

we is ROYALLY PISSED OFF and want to go to war. biting, hissing, slicing, rending, shredding . . . the furniture better look out tonight!!!

(mom's takin' away the puter now, acause she's afurraid we're gonna start wallering each ofurr around if we keeps on rantin' . . .)

10 comments:

The Cat Realm said...

My maid was the same way as your Mom today. She cried and swore like a sailor, and cried some more. And said she will NEVER be a good Buddhist because she would just shoot the "artist". Sometimes she wants to shoot everybody who harms innocent beings, may that be animals or children. The world is a hellhole. We just have to try to do as best we can, one by one, to make it a little better just were we are.
The maid is sorry that she caused you such pain but when she read about it first in the German "Spiegel" (one of the most reliable magazines ever) she had me go to the blogosphere without even thinking for a second and made it public there right away.
She is thinking now that we should probably alert PETA and the Humane Society in Nicaragua....

The Meezers said...

our mommy cried like your mommy too. she cried so much her face is still swollen. we know that she will not be able to sleep tonight because of it.

Henry Helton said...

We were disgusted by this as well. If you need some help finding him and locking him in said box, then let us know. We will be right over to go hunting.

Cheysuli said...

I think it's horrible that all those people stood around and watched? What were they thinking?

The Meowers from Missouri said...

chey, darlin', that's the key. they weren't. they deserve the curse as much as he who started it, just for being willfully blind to the pain and suffering of an innocent.

Chen & Ollie said...

Meowers, we are so disturbed by this, too. Our mommy felt so upset yesterday when she learned about the pet massacre in Puerto Rico she wanted to find those bad people and throw them over the damn bridge. What is wrong with these people???? It gives us all some comfort to know that there are people out there who get upset and try to stimulate awareness of these awful things so that they hopefully will never happen again. We are feelin' your pain tonight.
Purrs,
Mr. Chen & Ollie

Ramses said...

All of us here can see why your Mom got so upset and why you all wanna do some killin' and rantin'... What that so called artist did ranks down there with likes of those nutters who go in for what is politely called ethnic cleansing! They'z all sick sadistic nutters and should all be sent to one of them evil animal shelters where they does killin' too! :( But only after they've let me scratch his eyes out! Even Tigmut'hep agrees with me about this and he never normally agrees with me...

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

This is terrible thing. Cruelty to animals is a felony. He should be locked a way in the Big House with the rest of the Felons.

Daisy said...

Our eyes leaked and leaked about this, too. It would take a person without a heart or soul to do something so cruel to another creature. We are saddened and sickened.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we'd starve that idiot "artist" to death too. gladly. we pray he gets exactly what he deserves.