14 November 2007

it wasn't us, mom!

nope. not us. we dunno WHO dun it, mom. maybe that little see-through feller from the family circus toon, mr. "not me". yup. yeahhhhhhh, that's the ticket. WE would NEFUR fight an' roll around on the counter an' knock the ceramic owl mug onto the quarry tile floor. at 3 ayem. inna morning. nefur. not us. nope. you din't see any of us out there when you staggered out, barefoot an' squinty-eyed, didja? see? it COULDN'TA been us. we wasn't even there. nope. not us, mom.

howcome ya din't get a photo of the destruction? maybe you woulda got a picture of that "not me" guy on film! huh? you hadda clean up the pieces before you could get to the camera, an' you'd be dipped in WHAT before you spread them all out again just to take a picture? that's not furry nice langwidge, mom.

but it wasn't us. really. REALLY!

14 comments:

Tybalt said...

Ha ha ha ha! Were you guys talking to my sister Holly this morning? Ivy and I were snoozing in bed with mommy, but Holly was running around the house yowling and slapping jingly balls by herself at 3 am.

Vincent and Mike said...

Hmmmm. We think two of those "not me" guys have been running around our house at night too. Must be an epidemic.

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

OMG! You've got alien gremlins knocking things over in your house. I have alien gremlins that cause things to fall off our walls and steals our mail and trash can!

Captain Jack and Dante said...

Oh oh! It has to be that other guy because we know you kitties would never do something like that!

Gemini said...

Hmm... I wonder who could have come in and done that?

Daisy said...

Yep, Mr. Not Me came to my house and caused some trouble, too. He is a bad man.

The Furry Kids said...

We've got a couple of them Not Me fellows at our house, too. They cause all kinds of trouble.

Henry Helton said...

I believe you. I really do.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

There's no crime if there's no evvydense. Plus, you gotta have a motive an stuff, an alla you gots good alibis - right?

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Couldn't have been yoo, definitly. Dat Mr. Not Me sure gets up to no good!

China Cat said...

Hahaha, sometimes the "not me" guy is at our house but last night he was at your house!

Purrrrs, China Cat

Ramses said...

Gosh I finked that guy lived here all the time, he's sure busy gettin' round everykitty's house like that! :)

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

We think that Mr. Not Me visits our house sometimes. He causes trouble wherever he goes.

Lisa said...

Your mom shouldn't leave anything out on the counter anyway. That stuff is meant to be knocked off if not put away!