nope. not us. we dunno WHO dun it, mom. maybe that little see-through feller from the family circus toon, mr. "not me". yup. yeahhhhhhh, that's the ticket. WE would NEFUR fight an' roll around on the counter an' knock the ceramic owl mug onto the quarry tile floor. at 3 ayem. inna morning. nefur. not us. nope. you din't see any of us out there when you staggered out, barefoot an' squinty-eyed, didja? see? it COULDN'TA been us. we wasn't even there. nope. not us, mom.
howcome ya din't get a photo of the destruction? maybe you woulda got a picture of that "not me" guy on film! huh? you hadda clean up the pieces before you could get to the camera, an' you'd be dipped in WHAT before you spread them all out again just to take a picture? that's not furry nice langwidge, mom.
but it wasn't us. really. REALLY!
Adventures of four kitties of disparate backgrounds (Nitro S Pierce, Xing Lu, Igmu Sapa, & DammitJim) residing in one house with two 2-leggers (Dad & Mommer) and a lesser 4-legger (dog Cocoa). Oddly enough, all 4-leggers share the first name, "DAMMIT!" (One moreso than the others.)
14 comments:
Ha ha ha ha! Were you guys talking to my sister Holly this morning? Ivy and I were snoozing in bed with mommy, but Holly was running around the house yowling and slapping jingly balls by herself at 3 am.
Hmmmm. We think two of those "not me" guys have been running around our house at night too. Must be an epidemic.
OMG! You've got alien gremlins knocking things over in your house. I have alien gremlins that cause things to fall off our walls and steals our mail and trash can!
Oh oh! It has to be that other guy because we know you kitties would never do something like that!
Hmm... I wonder who could have come in and done that?
Yep, Mr. Not Me came to my house and caused some trouble, too. He is a bad man.
We've got a couple of them Not Me fellows at our house, too. They cause all kinds of trouble.
I believe you. I really do.
There's no crime if there's no evvydense. Plus, you gotta have a motive an stuff, an alla you gots good alibis - right?
Couldn't have been yoo, definitly. Dat Mr. Not Me sure gets up to no good!
Hahaha, sometimes the "not me" guy is at our house but last night he was at your house!
Purrrrs, China Cat
Gosh I finked that guy lived here all the time, he's sure busy gettin' round everykitty's house like that! :)
We think that Mr. Not Me visits our house sometimes. He causes trouble wherever he goes.
Your mom shouldn't leave anything out on the counter anyway. That stuff is meant to be knocked off if not put away!
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