06 December 2007

BREAKING NEWS FROM NEARBY CRIME SCENE . . . .

ST NICHOLAS DAY MASSACRE????oh, woe! there is a crime scene right down at the end of our street!!
mom sez she saw santa, a angel, an' frosty the snowman there last night,
but this afternoon--oh WOE!--this is all that's left!!
did some wicked bean steal their bodies?
why would they leaf their clo'es behind?
did some aliens suck out all their innards?
what happened here?
can the CCSI team or somekitty figger this all out?
what happens if santa doesn't come back????
*gasp*
WILL CATSMAS BE CANCELLED?????

11 comments:

Captain Jack and Dante said...

Oh no! Why would someone do such a bad thing?! Who will bring us our Christmas toys and treats now?!?!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh dear! That's horrible! Perhaps one of our super sleuths need to come to the rescue!!

Tybalt said...

ANOTHER CASE FOR CCSI!!!!

The same thing happened to the Snowman next door. I wonder if it IS aliens.

Daisy said...

Oh no! Do you think Santa will recover in time to deliver all the presents?

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Ed and Toby sat on them...

Tesla said...

oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooos i've never seen such a thing! but i've never seen them with their innards either! i'm so new to all this stuff.

Save them friend! save them!

I think yous needs to hires a dectives!

Henry Helton said...

I can't believe it!

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Could dat happen to us catz dat eats too much???? Uh-oh.. I haz really been pilin' it on dis seazon. All deze parteez!

Ramses said...

Oh dat's so sad they'z faded away due to lack of food!

Purrs,
Ramses

Jan said...

Do you think Tigger the FBI cat can solve this crime? You might want to call him right away, before all the clues are destroyed.

Jan's Funny Farm

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

The funny thing is...we had a santa slasher here last year that was going from yard to yard slashing those inflatable things. I don't know that he was ever caught...

(But he certainly had good taste!)