28 January 2008

a mancat's gotta protect what's HIS!

as you can see, i am pretty fond of my nip. sometimes, like last night, mom lets me have my favorite bag of "kitty can't cope catnip" all to myself an' stands guard to make sure the ofurs don't rob me of it.i've enjoyed this bag so long, i've managed to tear open the stitching at the top so that little sprinkles of the delicious herb decorate the nearby landscape! i enjoy them after she's put the bag away for another day. we can't leave them around, because damndog chews on them. this one has been slobbered by her plenty, but somehow, it doesn't seem to have an effect on the quality of nip, which i must say is PRIMO!!
edmund eyeballs the scene covetously, but i can hear him looking! he's NOT getting any of my nip!now nitro gets into the act, making the mistake of starting to reach ofur me. what happened next was not pretty, and i will dispense with photo documentation out of respect for the gentlelady cats & kittens.

suffice it to say, this nip is mine an' it's stayin' that way!!!
i may be a geezer, but i'm a MANCAT geezer!

13 comments:

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

You are really enjoying that 'nip! Good job guarding it too.

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

You keep up the good work guarding that nip!

Vincent and Mike said...

Sometimes a man cat just has to protect his valuable stuff. Good job.

Ramses said...

Mmm... nip! :)

Samantha & Tigger said...

Oh man, we would have liked to see the the pictures of the what happened next! We love Nip, too and it causes ummmmm things best left unsaid! Now we get it! (hehehehe)

Tigger says, Come on over and check out the M-Cats club I started. It's place for all us ManCats to hang out and have some fun. No girls allowed!
It's at http://mcatclub.blogspot.com

The Tower Hill Mob said...

heehee.We know where you got that nip and we'll see that you get some more. It IS primo, isn't it?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

A good cat has to protect his nip from others!

Tybalt said...

It looks like you did a great job of protecting your nip!

Sultanfus and Guy said...

You tell um! Stay away from my NIP!!!!!!!!!!

Eric and Flynn said...

A mancat has to purrtect his nip stash. I loooove nip, I can't get enuff of it, but I'm lucky cuz Eric's not that bothered about it. That means I get it all!!

Wrigley & Cobalt said...

Good job defending your nip!!! You sure gots lots of competition.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yoo are definitly a mancat Nels, and look at dem lazer eyes!

Lux said...

Stand firm about what's yours, I say! That's a mancatly thing to do!