25 April 2008

FREAK-OUT FRIDAY!!!


mom & dad wented out to look for a new machine to replace mom's ancient green one, an' THIS is what they discovered in the front yard of an ofurwise purrfectly normal-looking home:

***THE MISSOURI HEADQUARTERS
OF THE VISHUS DEERS!!!!***

they haf the absolute crust to brag about themselfs by advertisin' the location this flagrantly! we din't see no beans around, so we dunno if they is bein' held hostage an' stockholm'd, or if they is willing participants . . . or if they has been *shudder* eaten!! we can't quite figger out what role the swans play, eifur. dessert? fev-ver factories for kitty-lures?

there is something more than usually upsettin' about the big deer onna right, but we can't quite put our paw on it . . .

if you wanna know the location so you can avoid teleporting around it on the way to our house, we can email it to you.

PLEASE, PLEASE be extraordinarily aware--they are organizing!!!

12 comments:

The Meezers said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! ::runs and hides::

Cheysuli and gemini said...

That big dear is growling at your humans! Now that is a scary place. When I am dictator---er I mean president of the country I will outlaw that kind of gathering.

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

We just about fainted when we saw that picture come up!!! Look at how they just stare with their evil eyes right into your brain! We think the swan is a cheap trick kitty lure!

Daisy said...

OH NO! A vishus deer convention! Run!

PB & J said...

Run, Run, Run!!!!!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

EEEEEEKKKKKKKK! Yup, the fev-vers are to lure the unsuspecting kitties into their trap...but it's kinda stupid of them to make themselves so obvious like that. I'm not getting within a mile, fev-vers or no fev-vers!

Now I'm gonna go admire all those handsome pictures of my darling Ed that THE LADY MADE ME MISS BY NOT LETTING US ON THE COMPUTER THIS WEEK.
Midnight

Parker said...

AAAIIIEEE! This is the reason we moved to O Hi O from Missouri!

Eric and Flynn said...

OMC!!! That is the skeeriest pikchur we haf seen in a long time. It's like a scene furrom a horror movie.

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Oh NO! I am going to go hide...

The Fluffy Tribe said...

OMG they've organized, probably have tax free status too ~The FLuffy Tribe

DaisyMae Maus said...

Oh, NO! That's absolutely horrible. I had been thinkin' that those vishus deer only lived near to Skeezix ... But now they're livin' near to you all, too! Run for your lives!!!
DMM

Willow said...

China Cat & I live in Missouri too so we will be very careful to avoid that Vishus Deer Headquarters! Thanks for warning everyone about this!

Purrrrrrrrs, Willow