07 August 2008

a splanation for billy

we noticed that when li'l billy sweetfeets gingersnap commented on "naughty, naughty mencats", he wanted to know if there was somefing wrong wif wantin' to eat all the foods.

well, yes, li'l furriend, in our case there is. our brofur nels is a geezer, an' that means he's furry old an' creakey in his bones, an' he has a prollem wif his heart. he hasta eat special foods that has extra vitymans an' stuff that geezers need to keep onna right side of dirt. they also makes him pee a lot, although we've nefur figgered out what peein' hasta do wif blood pumpin'! so if the foods you is steelin' borrowin' from a kitty has a differnt flavor from your foods, you should make sure that it's not something that is wrong fur you.

although his foods wouldn't hurt us unless we eated them alla time, mom sez we pees quite enough, thankyoufurrymuch, an' we doesn't need to increase our output. she also sez if you beats up on geezer cats or kitties who can't defend themselfs, you'll go to stay wif basement cat. furefurr.

an' besides, if you eat too much, you will asplode.

11 comments:

The Meezers said...

ok, ME unnerstands (ME finks). ME eats in the kitchen, and Sammy and Miles eats on the dining room table, but whenefur mommy is not looking, ME sneaks onto the dining room table and eats their foods too. This makes mommy mad and now she says ME is getting ::gasp:: a big belly! She says that ME has to stop eating all the foods. ::POUT:: - Billy SweetFeets Gingersnap.

PEE ESS: ME would not try and eat geezer foods though, ME wants to be nice to geezer kitties.

Tybalt said...

Awwww. Billy has been taught the necessity of being nice to geezer kitties! What a great public service announcement. ;)

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Sigh. We know exactly how that goes in our house. Billy is lucky that he doesn't have to deal with that so much.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We is glad dat Billy gets dat yoo gotta be nice to geezer cats. We would like to add dat when da geezer cat is cranky, spunky and mean it is okay to defend yoorself tho. So, stealing foods or chasing geezer cats-BAD, defending yoor self from crabby geezer cats-OKAY.

Getzger said...

asplode???

Uh-oh.

Eric and Flynn said...

Oh yikes!! I keep eating Eric's purrskripshun crunchies. I hope I don't asplode!
Flynn

Derby said...

I don't have a geezer kittie to steal food from, guess I am OK.

Max said...

Hmmm....I'd like to test that theory and see is asplosion is truly a side effect of mass consumption. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Really. I'll do it for the benefit of feline scientific advancement.

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

We made sure Simon read this ... he tries to weasel his way into our stinky goodness bowls before we even finish! If he wasn't such a hyper slinky boy we are sure he would asplode ... hee hee!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina and Sam

The Crew said...

This is a good lesson for kittens, if they pay attention to it! When Misty was a kitten, Mom tried to make her eat kitten food so she'd grow big & strong, but she didn't want it. She wanted our grown-up-cat food instead, and WE ate the kitten food! I think that's the reason Misty is small.

George

The Cats Stephens said...

Got to be careful with those geezer kitty foods! None of us is geezer kitties yet, but it doesn't sound like a good thing. I go to pee enough, thanks!
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