23 October 2008

13 things mom said this week so far . . .

  1. Nitro, please do NOT headbutt my hand while I’m painting this earring. Please! Pl . . . damn. C’mere, you—you wanna magenta mustache?
  2. Which one of you hairy warts knocked the lid off that saucepan? You don’t even LIKE cauliflower.
  3. Hey, fatboy, who told you you could sit on my plate?
  4. Jeez, Ed! Where do you keep your nose? In the icebox??
  5. I’m going to de-whisker the next mother’s son of you that licks the butter stick!
  6. Nitro, you are NOT lost. If you MUST holler like that, please go in the laundry room where the echo is better, and it’s far enough away that you won’t drown out the TV.
  7. What criminal mastermind picked open the liquor cabinet door? And why???!!
  8. GeddouddahereNOWWWWWW!
  9. Xing, this is MY litterbox room—you have your own. I need no help whatsoever.
  10. How did the timer for the living room light get all screwed up? Have one of you been scratching an itch on it?
  11. Baby girl, you can’t fit in th . . . oh, never mind. I guess you can. But can you get out?
  12. Is it possible that yet another sweet, cute, adorable, cuddly kitty has deposited a hairwad the size of Cincinnati on daddy’s shoe? I suppose he should be glad it’s not IN his shoe.
  13. I love you kitties, I really, really do.
Yeah, mom. We love you, too.

10 comments:

Tybalt said...

Hee hee! Numbers 6 and 7 are my favorites . . . and of course #13.

Niko and Cloud said...

Awwww, our parents say stuffs like that all the time too, especially #13!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Hmm... We don't hear that much around our house. I'll have to get to work!

Daisy said...

Your house sounds like fun!

PB 'n J said...

Yep - sounds a bit like our house too - only Mommy's never threatened to de-whisker me for eating the butter (not that it would work :-)!

Jake

Gandalf and Grayson said...

GeddouddahereNOWWWWWW? We thought that was a bad word.

The Meezers said...

::snerk:: sounds like our house. tonight it's

HOLY COW!! i never thought poop could smell THAT bad.

Karen Jo said...

You live in a very interesting house. Now why would any kitty knock the lid off a saucepan full of cauliflower?

Derby said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA, too funny!

The Tower Hill Mob said...

#7 is self-explanatory.
Toby and Cupcake