04 February 2009

plastic head

Mamma?
yes, my little princess cat?
why are you usin' the cell phone alla time instead of the one onna table that we like to whap an' play wif?
because the one you guys knock down every other minute is broken.
did we break it?
one of you did. i'm not mentioning names, but his initials are edmund percival.
oh. why is My Daddy crawlin' onna floor behine the cliner chairs where we sleep?
because he has to fix the phone.
Mamma!! he's usin' words from the bad word list!
yes, he certainly is.
is he gonna use 'em ALL up?
yes, probably.
does that help with fixin'?
i doubt it, but it might help keep your daddy from snatchin' ol' ed baldheaded when he catches him,
because your brofur is a twerp.
well, yes. but what does twerpyness haf to do wif bad words?
ed has the particular kind of twerpyness that makes him eat plastic. you know he likes to crunch the bread wrappers, and wally-world bags, and the blinds, and sammich bags and such.
why is that so bad?
because it also makes him eat electric cords. he has nibbled my laser printer cord, two digital transfer cords, and now chewed the power cord on the telephone in two! i'm puttin' hot sauce on the new ones as soon as daddy's done.
like you puts on tacos? will ed like that?
let's hope not.

*smirk* i won't say a word >;-)

10 comments:

Riley & Tiki said...

We know a kitty who chews plastic. His Mom got him a small nylabone. 9 years later he still carries it around and chews on it. It's really cute to see a kitty with a bone.

Eric and Flynn said...

Uh oh sounds like a certain Ed is in trouble. I used to chew all kinds of wires but I don't now.
Flynn

Fat Eric said...

oh dear, Ed is definitely in trouble! Over at Grr, Midnight and Cocoa they were having the same trouble with Rascal eating the cords and lots of people offered suggestions.

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Cory said...

I love to chew plasic bags...I never thought of asking for a nyla bone! Maybe I should see if I can get one!

Forever Foster said...

It looks like someone is about to get a spicy surprise!

WhimPurr's Whim and the Whiskers said...

Oh my! We had a kitty one time that loves to chew on the cords to window blinds but so far no electrical cord chewers!!! Good luck in stopping this habit! *purrs*

The Meezers said...

oh Ed, Trixie and Norton used to chew plastic ALL the time. Because it maded mommy holler really loud in the middle of the night. and it's fun to do that. As for the cords, mommy putted hot sauce AND 'luminum foil on all of our cords while Sammy and I was in the cord chewing phase. it ended quickly

Angus Mhor said...

Dear Ed,

The fix is in, bro. They gotcher number. Meet me in the alley at 5th and Weston. Help is on the way.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Uh-oh, we hope your dad fixed the phone so Ed isn't bald-headed.