02 April 2009

terrrorfyin' thursday! *NOT SUITABLE FOR THE WEAK-STUMMICKED OR VERY YOUNG KITTEHS*

WARNING: maybe you should put yer paws ofur yer eyes an' just peek at this post insteada readin' it outright. you might haf nap-mares!!!
oh, dear bast! we din't know until today that mom stayed in a house in michigan when she went to our dear auntie ethel's funeral a couple of weeks ago. we thought she was safe inna hotel. we are nefur, efur letting her go to michigan again, where the vishus deer are SO vishus that they chase you right through the walls into the house!!!

fortunately, this feller got stuck inna wall, so he couldn't get nobean, not mom, not gramma, not auntie marilyn or uncle john--they all hadda sleep there two nights, an' mom sez she' nefur closed an eyelid the whole time acause she hadda watch to see if the deer was gonna get loose of the wall!! he has been stuck there a pretty long time, we finks, acause she sez he has perfected the art of stayin' furry, furry still while watchin' his prey.

*ooooooooooooooo! it gives us frinklebots just thinkin' of this!!!*

15 comments:

PinkynAsh said...

We wouldn't want to mess with a vishious deer like that.Michigan sounds very scary.

Parker said...

I feel faint...

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wow. That was a near miss for your Mom. Those vishus deer are quite creative don't you think?

Elin~ said...

Wow! Me is speechless seeing that thing!

The Meezers said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO

Jan's Funny Farm said...

What is a frinklebot?

meowers from missouri said...

NOTE: frinklebots is the fambly word for horripilation, aka poose-gimples!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! OMG! Yoor mom slept in a house wif dat thing!?!

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

We got one of those vishus deers living in our house, so we are used to him ... hee hee! And by the way, what the heck is a frinklebot?
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Daisy said...

AAAaaaaahhhhh! I can see he's just plotting for a time to come off the wall and spear his antlers into somebuddy!

Eric and Flynn said...

OMC! That is very scary. It was very lucky he got stuck in the wall.
We love that word frinklebots, much better than goose bumples.

Fat Eric said...

Oh nooo, too scary! I am glad your humans escaped with their lives.

Frinklebots, great word!

Derby said...

YIKES! She had to wake up and see that every day? Enough to make a kittie week in the knees.

Angus Mhor said...

I cannot believe that the beans would allow that fellow to hang out at the wall all the time? Don't they know ANYTHING about VD's?


FRINKLEBOTS?! I LOVE that word! That's a great word!

Skeezix the Cat said...

HOLY POOPERS!!!! I just krapt my underpants! Are yoo guys safe?????