i nefur had nuffin' like him befur. he's pretty fun!
he is teachin' me stuff so i can learn to be a big mancat like him! he teaches me THoE, an' "bite the kittie's bippy until he squeaks", an' snorin', an' "pootin' makes mom's eyes water", an' wrasslin', an' how to chase through the crackly tunnel, an' how to hide inna nylon box an' dart out an' gif xing heart failure. mama whaps us bofe for that, but it's fun ennyhow! i likes my brofur!!