21 October 2009

wounded wednesday

mama?
yes, xingie?
does you still luff me?
yes, sugar-pie.
even though i hurted you?
yes, sugar-pie; even though you gaffed me like a fish.
uhhh, 'scuse me?
that just means "stuck me in a vein with your needlelike claws and made me bleed copiously despite direct pressure applied immediately".
oh.
what on earth were you thinking?
i saw the iggymonster onna floor ofur by daddy's chair.
on the floor? that's hardly the same thing as him sitting on my arm six inches away from you!!
i know; i dunno why i thought i could smack him. efurrything just turned red in front of my eyes and i smacked. seein' him makes me wanna smack. an' he hisses an' spits at me, an' smacks back.
don't i always tell you that the boycats just like to tease?
he wasn't teasin'.
what was he doing that ticked you off, then?
he was breathin'.
that's NOT the same as teasing, xingxing.
when it comes to boycats, it's the same thing.
nope.
yup.
xingie? what goes on in that little head of yours?
i dunno, mama.
me neither, honeypot. me neither.

15 comments:

SeaThreePeeO said...

OUCHIE That looks painful!

The Meezers said...

oh dear we hopes you heal soon MrsMeowersMom. Xingie - I's feels the same way when Billy's woofie friend comes to visit us. I swing wildly when he's in the same room and sometimes I get the mom in the head or arm. So I unnerstand. - Miles

The Creek Cats said...

Sending your mom lots of healing vibes!!!
We can understand this because Ferris only has to breathe around Chevelle and she goes to growling!

Elin said...

Oh my..it looks so painful!

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Oh, dear.
We hope Mum feels better.
Cousin Molly had issues, too- some kitties just can't help it.
Take care!

Fat Eric said...

OUCH!!!!!

Karen Jo said...

Oooh, that looks painful. I hope you heal up quickly. Xing Xing, Iggy isn't so bad, really. Try to get used to having him around.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Did yoo 'polojize to yoor mom? We sure hope it heals up right away and don't hurts to bad. We unnerstand tho cuz dat is how Zippy feels about Sadie...if she is breething she is bothering...

Cindy said...

Ouch! Poor mommy
cindy

Cory said...

Hope you heal quickly! Ouch!

Furkidsmom said...

That's a nasty ouchie your Mom has. We'll send lots of purrs to her.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Kaz's Cats said...

Sending healing purrs and headbutts to your Mom,

{{{hugs}}}

Gypsy & Tasha

Prince Brutus said...

My word, your Mum has quite a big ouchie! It reminds us of when we were moving. Queen Mum was trying to get Us into Our carriers, and HM Queen Emily put not One, not Two but THREE deep biteys into QM's hands (yes! Both of them!) Of course, I myself behaved like the Gentlecat I am ~ well, maybe a bit of a scratch here and there, but by that time QM had so many biteys she couldn't tell...
You are surely Blessed to have a Mum who is so loving and forgiving.
You must now show her some extra super healing cuddles. Trust me, it gets to the Beans every time!

Yours Must Faithfully,

Brutus and the Girls
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Christine and FAZ said...

ouch and ouch and ouch. FAZ

Victor Tabbycat said...

OWIE! Wow, Xing, YOU did THAT?! Yur poor mom! Efun Bonnie nefur misplaced her whaps.
Purrs, Victor

PS The boy sees teasing directed at him where it isn't, too. It's an aspie thing (and all cats have Aspergers, right?).