28 February 2010

vishus deer alert!

a new menace has been spotted on the streets of springfield--beware!! they could be in your town, too!!

the vishus deers haf developed tiny little "mini-me" deers!! they are only about the size of a regl'ar kitty, an' we figgers they're usin' 'em fur makin' kitties think that since they're so much smaller than reg'lar deers, the kitties can whip up on 'em. but then they lure the kitties into the bushes, where the really big, REALLY VISHUS deers will skewer 'em!

here is one perched onna hunter's truck, hitchin' a ride to a house where there's unsuspectin' kitties--he smelled 'em onna truck tires, an' figgered he'd just take advantage of the transportation so he wouldn't hafta waste his energy stalkin' 'em.

an' most chillin' of all, he was WAVIN' wif his forelegs at the li'l children inna car behind him! just like he was somethin' small an' cute that they might beg their mamas an' daddies to buy for them 'cause they wanna take 'em home fur a pet!! what if those li'l children had kitties, too???? oh, the HORROR!!

8 comments:

Eric and Flynn said...

OMC! This is very disturbin' news. It is starting in Springfield, how long before it happens here, then maybe throughout the world. **shudder** It doesn't bear thinking about.

Parker said...

This is awful! And MO is only 2 states away from O Hi O!!!

AttieCattie said...

what is going on with all these vishus deers lately?! gives a kitteh nightmares!

The Creek Cats said...

Oh noes! How skeery!

Cindy said...

Oh my! Be very careful.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh fur da love of...dem vishus deer is getting way to sneaky. Thanks fur da heads-up on dis new menace.

The Island Cats said...

OMC! Now we not only hafta deal with the big ones, we gotta watch out for these mini-me ones too! What is this world coming to???

TK said...

Thanks fur telling us bout this,is very worrisome.