22 February 2010

WHO DID THIS??!!??

well, that is what My Mama wants to know, an' it's for sure it's not ME! this happened last night when i was safe asleep in my cozy bed in my very own suite.

this cabinet is in a little corner of our living room, where the dbd can't fit. so guess who that leaves? of course; those rotten boycats, my brofurs. i heard 'em riotin' an' fussin' all last night. My Mama is not furry upset, though, acause now it makes a matching pair wif the ofur one just like it onna ofur side of the noisy picture box. the dbd broke the same glass outta that one wif her Lead Pipe Tail of Deth.

iggy has been just cuckoo lately, an' i thinks it's acause My Mama an' Daddy has been talkin' about a trip to the vettie fur him. somethin' about his hoo-hahs. he's actin' like the end of the world is comin'. fooey; i've been to the vettie an' came home fine, although they were mean to me an' i had a monsterus headache fur a whole day afters. he's a cowardy-custard.

oh, an' My Mama sez i can brag a little: i was sittin' on her lap this mornin' an' My Daddy brought out the rug sucker monster to clean up alla the busted glass. as soon as he got out to the livin' room, before he even made it start hollerin', alla the boycats ran outta the room. i stayed on My Mama's lap the whole time, even when he pushed the sucker unner our chair! My Mama said i am the bravest cat inna house! not the bravest xing-cat, or the bravest girlcat, but the bravest CAT. HAH! take that, you brofurs.

13 comments:

Daisy said...

Xing, you are very extra brave! I am so proud of you! I run when I even SEE the rug sucker.

The Creek Cats said...

You sure are a brave one, Xing!!

The Meezers and Billy said...

um, we knowed who didded it ::points at Billy::

Four Dinners said...

Maximus Spittimus advises me to inform you that -

A) No cat is ever guilty of anything

B) You are very brave. He attacks rug suck monster.

Four Dinners
Aide de Camp
http://maximusspittimus.blogspot.com

Cheysuli and gemini said...

You are a very brave cat. I wonder how Billy got into your house?

Max said...

Wow...good thing no one got sliced and diced...

The Island Cats said...

Well, we know we didn't do it!

William said...

I bet it was my bro Russell.

Eric and Flynn said...

We know who did it! It was Nott Me. He comes around to our house sometimes and tries to get us in trouble too.
Xing, we are very impressed that you are the bravest cat in all the house. You are braver than us too. We hide from the sucky masheen.

Victor Tabbycat said...

"Rut-roe, Shaggy" I see a lectrical insoolator, Firefly (my beans is only NOW watchin it fur da 1st time through Netflix) an sum broked glass furry close to a kitty cube. Better moof da cube away afore a kitty gets hurted.

Amember, CUTE wins ofur NAUGHTY mosta the time! As fur Iggy, if dat vet trip ain't da end of the world, what IS?
Purrs,
Victor

Furkidsmom said...

"Not Me" does a lot of stuff at our house too. He sure gets around!


Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Everycat said...

Xing you are wonderful and definately the bravest cat EVAH! Not running away like a crybaby wuss when the evil rug sucker is out and about is about the bravest thing any cat could do. I salute you!

Igmu, the cuckoos will leave you when those hoohaas are gone, you'll be happier without 'em, believe me. If you really don't want to lose 'em you could keep them in a pickle jar on the mantlepiece hehee!

Wussy Wuudler
(yes I run from the rug sucker)

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Wow that is crazy that someone was strong enough to break that! Those boys must have been acting crazy!!