23 March 2010

oh, NOES!!!

**** NOT SUITABLE FOR YUNG OR WEAK-STUMMICKED KITTIES. ****
but you brave kitties who read on, please make sure the yung an' w-s kitties are told about this threat inna way that don't gif 'em too many nightmares!

the vishus deers haf perfected their devious plan of disguising themselfs as our best frend skeezix!! there is a whole herd of them atta secret hide-out in whiskerconsin (look out, victor an' nina)!! if you're inna mood fur a horror movie, you can see them here:

they are gonna infiltrate various areas of the youessay all at once by pretendin' to be skeezix on a national tour to meet ofur bloggin' kitties. an' then when they're all cozy inna room wif some nip juice an' a soft sofa or two, they're gonna spear them poor tender yung joosy kitties an' gobble 'em up!! (at least that's what we think they was sayin' in that video . . . ed was shriekin' the whole time an' we couln't hear it furry well--but what else could it haf been?) we are just SICK wif worry. keep yer ears open an' if you hear that skeezie's comin' to a town near you, raise the alarm!!!

an' skeezie, dear frend, LOOK OUT!!! BE EXTRA VIJILANT!!! you know the f.l. spotted those vishus deer tracks in The Big Forest. we fink they must be closin' in on yer house to keep you unner survailence an' make you stay put so you don't accidentally stumble on one of the fake skeezies an' cause a prollem wif their evil plot.

remember, kitties--if you see anyone who appears to be skeezie, gif his hindquarters a good sniffin' to make sure he's the REAL DEAL! an' if he looks furry, furry tall, maybe it's best to run away wifout sniffin'!

23 comments:

Carolina Cats said...

Terrorfying!! We hopes they doesn't come to Norf Caralina

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh no! I shall worry about Skeezix until this is over!

The Meezers and Billy said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Nicky will nefur come out from unner the bed now

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Oh no! We are right next door to Whiskerconsin! They will be here next - and what if they find even more disguises - what if they look like Dante next? We are staying in til winter, that is for sure!

Fat Eric said...

OH MY CAT! That is truly horrific! Derby lives in Whiskonison, we should totally tell him about this! Thank goodness I have the width of the Atlantic Ocean protecting me from this menace.

Fat Eric said...

P.S. Do you think they can swim?????

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Omigosh, omigosh! We live in Whisconsin! Ack...aaaaaaagh...kwik, effuryone unner da bed, pull da blankies down so we can hide...thanks fur da warning *gulp*

Cindy said...

Oh noes!! Runs.

Marg said...

Oh my that does sound so scary. Glad we live in SC. Take care now.

Samantha, Clementine and Maverick said...

Oh my goodness!! We will be on the watch for Skeezix lookalikes!! Thanks for the warning!!
Love from your TX furiends,

The Island Cats said...

Holy Moly!! We'll be on the lookout!

Eric and Flynn said...

That is very scary! We won't be doing any sniffing.

AttieCattie said...

oh my GOSH, that is a verreh scary vishus deer. skeezix is more handsome than that vishus deer.

Katie and Da Katz said...

"remember, just because we're paranoid doesn't mean that THEY are not out to get us!!"

purrrfect!

dats just rite...lol

Katie Too

♥Da fambly kitties♥ said...

We have the feelin' that those deers would be as skeered of you as you would be of them!

Our momma would yike us to fank you for the movie 'cause she ♥s all animals an' shared the movie wif her kids and their kids☺

Admiral Hestorb said...

Oh NOES! I am hides undur the beds!!! I has a week stummik!

Admiral Hestorb said...

when you cans, pease email my mommeh?

Everycat said...

ARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


W. Wuudler esq.

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

We fink they are awful purrty...we will watch for them out the window though, not go outside if we see 'em

Nishant said...

They will be here next - and what if they find even more disguises - what if they look like Dante next? We are staying in til winter, that is for sure!
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Four Dinners said...

Maximus Spittimus advises that he will 'sort them out'. He firmly believes in his ability to sort out all the problems of the world. Well, the cat world at least...and as he so rightly says...that's the only world that really counts right?

(Be afraid...be very afraid)

Four Dinners
Aide de Camp
http://maximusspittimus.blogspot.com

Admiral Hestorb said...

Can we come out yet?

Everycat said...

I am typing this one pawed with the other paw over my eyes - safety first. Just dropped by to wish you all a Happy Easter that is free of all terrifying vishus deer.

Whicky Wuudler