06 May 2010

i am so humiliated!!

last night, i got brave an' meowed to come outta my suite an' sit on My Mama's lap. after i got comfy, she started feelin' me all ofur, not like pettin's. then she grabbed my tail an' hoisted my bottom up inna air, an' i just hadda tell her how i felt about that. she pologised an' said that somethin' was rotten in denmark (what's a denmark?) an' there was a stench fouler than lord vader's (who's he an' why does he stink????) inn air.

i was mortified to learn that she thought i had pooped on my skirt!!!! i would NEVER do that, NEVER. how undignified!!! anyway, she din't find nuthin' an' i woulda told her that if she'da just asked.

anyway, then daddy confessed he'd found the dbd rollin' in the remains of a dead snake out inna yard next to our house. My Mama made her go lay inna hallway, far away frum our chair, an' then iggy cozied up to the dbd an' sniffed an' licked her an' just acted generally sickenin'. but that's a boycat fur you. interested in anything disgusting!!

even though the dbd is pretty nice as dawgs go, an' she is allus nice to me, i can't imagine why she would wanna do that. an' My Mama an' Daddy din't let the dbd sleep inna room wif them last night, either. served her right; ugh.


Everycat said...

Xing Lu, how awful. I think you'd have a good case for suing your Mum for evening thinking you'd have such an accident.

RULE: When it smells like hell, check the dog first.

(Sorry Cocoa, we luff you really)

Whicky Wuudler

Marg said...

Doggies do love to roll in stinky stuff. Sorry they thought it was you. Really!!!!!!

Cindy said...

Ick, how awful! But that is a dawg thing!

Admiral Hestorb said...

I keep my skirt completely clean at all times. I have an intimate bath every night (when momma is trying to sleep and I am next to her rocking the bed with my washing)but my momma also thought I had an accident here awhile back. How embarrassing. Turned out to be a hang fire 'cause I gots long furrs.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh that would be horrible to be accused of smelling like a dog!

Katnip Lounge said...

That is so WRONG! Of course your hygiene is impeccable; you're a Cat, after all.
xx loung kats

Furkidsmom said...

What is it about woofies and stinky stuff. We're sorry you had to suffer such humilation...we hope you got extra treats afterwards.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids