Adventures of four kitties of disparate backgrounds (Nitro S Pierce, Xing Lu, Igmu Sapa, & DammitJim) residing in one house with two 2-leggers (Dad & Mommer) and a lesser 4-legger (dog Cocoa). Oddly enough, all 4-leggers share the first name, "DAMMIT!" (One moreso than the others.)
Salmon (whole, fresh, line caught) x 27 Beefs - sirloin preferably Lamb - spring Chickens x 27 (free range) Super Double thick cream x 27 gallons Peanut Butter Mice x 6 dozen live Catnip x Family Size box (primo) Trout (fresh, grilled) Bacon - unsmoked, middle cut, rind on rashers. Valerian (primo/ultra stinky) Cod - large, line caught & fresh BBQ Charcoal (for cooking all of the above) Most expensive brands of stinky goodness (to refuse as required) Creamy salad dressings/mayo Sausages (not spicy) Litter
13 comments:
Noms
Nip
Noms
Nip
Noms
Nip and Noms and Nip
I'd like to go shopping with you. Mommy brings home the noms and sometimes forgets the nip.
Temptations
HAM.
and NIP.
and HAM.
BACON.
HAM.
NIP.
TUMS.
Let me see here...
catnip
tuna
toys
cheese
One of each! No, two of each!!!
treats
nip
more treats
ham
more nip
even more treats
Hm, that sounds like a good start to the list at least!!
temtayshuns!!!
Toona
Temtayshuns
Nip
Fancy Feast
Toona joose
Nip
Temtayshuns
Ham
Crunchies
Nip
He can even go to the quick checkout for 10 items or less.
Hmm, whatever yoo put on dat list do not write down "visit vet"...
Treats, stinky goodness, nip, maybe a mousie or two.
Treats, treats and more treats
Salmon (whole, fresh, line caught) x 27
Beefs - sirloin preferably
Lamb - spring
Chickens x 27 (free range)
Super Double thick cream x 27 gallons
Peanut Butter
Mice x 6 dozen live
Catnip x Family Size box (primo)
Trout (fresh, grilled)
Bacon - unsmoked, middle cut, rind on rashers.
Valerian (primo/ultra stinky)
Cod - large, line caught & fresh
BBQ Charcoal (for cooking all of the above)
Most expensive brands of stinky goodness (to refuse as required)
Creamy salad dressings/mayo
Sausages (not spicy)
Litter
...er, that's it
Whicky Wuudler
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