rocky: please play with me, nitro! c'mon--wakey-uppie! cocoa is sleepin', too, an' none of the other guys wanna play with me . . . c'mon, nitro!! please????? i'm askin' nice an' pettin' yer paw gently . . . i could be ticklin' yer whiskers or pullin' yer ears. c'mon!!!nitro: ::opens one eye a teensy bit:: i'm gonna send you to ichiro or nicky fuzzypants if you don't quit buggin' me. THEN you'll find out what it's like to be played wif. now go 'way an' lemme sleep. ::the eye slams shut::
rocky: *sigh* won't anybody make me fly through the air like my namesake? chase me an' chew me an' slather me with malodorous spit???
mom & dad: ewwwwww. no takers here, buddy. you may as well take a nap, too.
NB: we must correct the impression that this post identifies catspit as "malodorous". not so; rocky is the dbd's pal, and therefore is accustomed to being slimed with execrable slobbers of the canine kind. he thinks that ALL spit is the same, because the meowers have nefurnefurnefur put their pristine widdle moufs on him. he was just desperate to have someone to play with.
7 comments:
Aw Rocky we are sorry no one will play with you, but kitties do need to take lots of naps! We bet they will play with you later when they are awake!
HAVE HIM COME HERE!!!!! HAVE HIM COME HERE!!! Someone needs to play with that little cat!!!!
Malodorous spit? Cat spit is fresh as the morning dew!
Um, Rocky, we think maybe yoo should just take a nap wif da kitties. Dat way yoo will be fresh and ready to play when dey is. Oh, and cat spit is not malodorous!
They are such cute pals!
Umm Rocky, maybe if you took a bath so you weren't covered in malodorous dog spit, someone would play with you.
come play wif me Rocky!!!! - Nicky
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