01 November 2010

this is the mom speaking:

ok, i saw you boys over in that corner, whispering together. then you all sauntered to the kitchen table and one by one jumped up into your usual positions around my breakfast plate with the peanut butter sammich on it. then you, mr. instigator igmu sapa, reached over and smacked ed on the tail. as expected, he whirled around. then because no one was there, he sat back down--ON MY SAMMICH!!!! i know you all knew i wouldn't eat it after that.

my only question is, did you plan that together so that ed sitting on the sammich was the point all along? or did you younger boys tell him you were gonna do something else, then depended on him being confuzzled enough to forget to turn back around after iggy swatted him? we all know his logic has been "fuzzy" for years. i'm pretty sure it was the first choice; ed may be getting older, but i doubt that he's old enough to have forgotten which end eats the sammich and which end . . . well, you get the picture.

very clever, boys; very clever. but your cleverness got you no ill-gotten gains: the dbd got the whole sammich AND got to lick the plate where the peanut butter had squooshed out the sides of the bread after ed's ample arse landed on it. i don't even wanna know how ed's butt gets clean. keep it to yourselves.

me and the bad-cat bottle? we're gonna become best friends. we'll be watching you! ::points to eyes, points to cats::

12 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Ichiro has tried this by jumping into the Woman's lunch but she figures a little cat germs are just a fw cat germs...

Brian said...

That is some serious plotting fur sure!

Admiral Hestorb said...

I would have to think mommy would draw the line at me sitting on her sammich BUT she and I have swapped a few germs when I accidentally I assure you, um..well, liked some better off of her toast. I am keeping it a secret whether she knew I licked her toast or not.

GreatGranny said...

Can't imagine 4 plotting cats, mine is plotting all the time by her conniving self. I try to watch my food and cup but she's quick.Oh well, what's a few cat germs...lol

Katnip Lounge said...

Hahahaha! I have eaten after my Horde MANY times, "butt" I draw the line at bum-prints, too!
I'll bet dbd was delighted...manna from heaven. Or at least peanut butter.
MomKat Trish

Kate D and Dora the Explorer said...

LOL they think they're so clever with the plotting, I bet they were disgusted when the dbd was the one who profited...

The Creek Cats said...

MOL!!!! Ziggy jumped on mom's plate of mac n cheese yesterday!

William said...

Ha ha ha ha!!!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hmm, yoo haf given us an idea...and lucky us, no dbd to spoil it by eating da spoils!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, the beauty of teamwork. Sorry the plan worked but the mom gave your reward away.

meowmeowmans said...

You are some seriously smart and plotting kitties!

Everycat said...

Dear Meowers Mom

I feel inclined to inform you that it was actually Cocoa who was behind the recent peanut butter sammich/Ed's arse related activity.

That DBD is a criminal mastermind.

Cocoa will soon be stealing tasty morsels and giving them to the cats as payment for their work in getting her that sammich.

Whicky Wuudler
(supergrass)