21 December 2010

it was NOT me

when mommer came home last night, she shrieked an' hollered--it was mostly dark an' she couldn't see furry well, an' she thought we had made a really big mousie go ded inna kitchen. then she hit the light switch an' an figgered out it was her "chrissmiss red" nail polish, an' she started to shriek an' holler again, but this time it was mostly werds from the bad werd list. well, whattaya expect when you leave a roly-poly object onna table where kittehs play??

howefur: i can say wif certainty that it wasn't ME. i dunno who it was, acause i couldn't see inna kitchen. it prolly wasn't xing unless she figgered out how to break outta her rooms. nitro was sleepin' mosta the day inna chair by the fire box. an' i din't see iggy much at all that day. but i know santa paws is comin', an' i am no dummy. i was sittin' right here inna liffin' room corner onna ol' chair, not doin' nuffin'. alla time. all day long. an' that's the truth . . . thpppppbt.

13 comments:

Daisy said...

Yes, it was definitely Knot Me who done it! And it did leave a very festive design - if you look at it just right, it looks like Santa Claws driving his sleigh. Sort of.

GreatGranny said...

Uh Oh, yoo are in trubble, but yoo do look innocent. Dat iz a purdy red, wot cat cud resist?
Kassey

Admiral Hestorb said...

Uh oh.....if all of you are really quiet for awhile and stay on your beds and blankets, maybe she will forget allll about it and not write any notes to Santa Claws.

Getzger said...

Uh-oh. That is not gonna come outta that grout. I think DBD did it. Woofies are trouble. Cats would never do that. Never. Nope. Not possible.

Random Felines said...

Stick with that story....we don't blame you for having no idea what happened....

The Meezers or Billy said...

that KNOT ME cat is a bad bad dude

Everycat said...

It was your Dad who dunnit. Tell your Mum to lock up her lipstick too!

Wicked Wuudler

Katnip Lounge said...

That gosh dern Knot Me...he's getting coal in his stocking for sure!

PS: Mommy says try acetone on the grout.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oops! Big oops!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

ummm....does anyone have red paws????? MOL

The Island Cats said...

Yep...Not Me was in your house...probably after he was at ours!!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Wow, dat Knot Me sure gets around...yeah, acetone on da grout. Well, aksidents do happen and Sandy Claws knows dat.

Au and Target said...

Of course it wasn't you! A dog snuck in from next door.