15 December 2010

duck 'n' cover!

last night i was unner attack!! it was finally warm enuf to come outta the nap pile, an' i was playin' in my crinkly tunnel in fronta the sofa. the dbd was layin' onna sofa just above my head, an' all of a sudden, she asploded!!! her head wagged about a skillion times, her not inconsiderable body levitated a coupla inches offa the sofa, her ears flapped so hard i thought she was gonna fly up onna ceiling fan, an' the most nockshus schpritz flew through the airs--i was just comin' outta the tunnel an' got soaked!!! an' this is not to mention the drefful but indescribable sound that assaulted my ears! natchurly, i, ummmmmm, sauntered away slowly to get a better view of the debree field.

after a while, efurrything looked as normal as it's efur gonna look where the dbd is concerned, so i reapproached the tunnel, stoppin' to examine the dbd's nose (from which had issued the asplosion). she drew in a quick breth, an' i saw my brief life flash befur my eyes . . . the whole thing started ofur AGAIN! billions of tiny particles rusht towards me like wet, angry bees, her ears flapt, an' this time, i, uhhhhh, sauntered ofur to my safe, cozy catcave unnerneath the platform rocker. i'm stayin' here fur a while to be sure the asplosions are ofur fur good!

13 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I think you are smark

Sylvester, Camille and Ava said...

itll be okay our mom has done that before,,, though she tends to aim away from us....

Admiral Hestorb said...

You have made my mommy laugh till she hurts!!!

GreatGranny said...

My mommy does it too and she read it again coz it was so funny.
Kassey

Eric and Flynn said...

Wow Iggy, we have never seen a dog asplode before. Our mum was laffin picturing DBD flying up to the ceiling fan.

Au and Target said...

Wow, explosions? They sound... damp.

The Island Cats said...

Ewwwwwww!! Definitely stay undercover!!

German said...
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AttieCattie said...

yikes, somebuddy's got the sneezles.

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Oh our mom has that asploding problem too sometimes - we run like you have never seen when it happens! We think you were smart to take cover! We hope that it stops soon - we know the moms can be cranky if it is too often! We hope she feels better soon!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Oh, dear, sounds like a full-fledged assault.

Anita said...

My mom is laughing, but I understand your fright.

Purrrrrrs.

meowmeowmans said...

She sneezed on you? That must have been scary! We think we would hide, too.