easy like sunday evening

dad looked sooooo cold sittin' there wif his (blinding white) legs hangin' out, so we decided we'd try to keep him warm. he's silly; he had the cold air blowing thingy right above his head an' the ceilin' fan zoomin' away--no WONDER he was cold! even though he's pretty furry (don't biggify, it'll only scare you), he's still not furry like us; you'd think he'd haff enuf sense to put on some clo'es!!