daddy's been tryin' ta quit smokin' an' the meddysin he's takin' makes sleepin' diffycult. so sunday night he decided to try sleepin' inna recliner chair (where he snoozes pretty good inna daytimes sometimes).
liffingroom: (lights go out, sound of recliner reclining.) (cue sound from kitchen:) *thunk* ... *thunk* ... *thunk*
enter daddy: @*#()& &*(*)@!!!!! *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* (lights go on) what are you little foundlings doing??? (he said somethin' a little more earthy than "foundling".)
igmu, paw in cabinet door: ummmm, nuthin'?
daddy: "nuthin'" my @$$. gitouttathere! i'll fix yer wagon ::tape tape:: THERE! now lemme sleep dammit!
so, disabused of the oppertunity to raid the cabinet, quiet reigned for a while. then we went to sleep on daddy, an' daddy went to sleep inna bed. dunno whut his prollem was; WE were comfertable! ennyhoo, the upper cabinet where the cheezits useta live now looks like THIS, an' you saw the place they moved to inna "follow-up" linkie above.
liffinroom: (lights go out, sound of recliner reclining.) (cue sound from kitchen:) *tonk* ... *tonk* ... *tonk*
enter daddy: @*#()& &*(*)@!!!!! *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* (lights go on) igmu, you little (foundling), what are you into NOW???
igmu, paw wedged under edge of locked cabinet door: ummmm, nuthin'?
daddy: i'll sweartagod. i'd fix you good if i had kitty-sized handcuffs!!! ::rip, tape, tape, tie, latch:: let's see what you do NOW, smart@$$!!! *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* (exeunt daddy, stage left, igmu stage right.) (offstage, bedroom door closes emphatically.)
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THANK YOU for the BEST smile EVER this morning! XXXOOO
snicker....good job Igmu!! we have a couple here who like to bang the cabinets as well - Spud cause he likes to "hide".... MOL
Pluma says,
This is funny! I like to get my Dad to say those words too!
Why don't they just give you some cheezits? Problem solved! purrs
That is hysterical. We have several kitties here that love to open the cabinets. Now we know to fix this problem. It is really annoying at night. Missy likes to hide in her cabinet. Why do the kitties like to go in there?? Take care.
HA! My Mom does that to my Dad to keep him outta the cookies!
Ha! Our mom does something similar to keep Nicki out of the cupboards. But he can open the sliding closet doors and bureau drawers too, which is always fun in the wee hours of the morning. :-P
If he thinks dat stuff is gonna stop da *tonk* *tonk* *tonk* he's nuts. And isn't if funny when da beans is really sleepy and try to "disipline" us? We can out run dem and hide when dey is wide awake but to see dem chase when dey is sleepy is just hilareeus!
We wanna know just *what* yer Dad meant by calling you a FOUNDLING!!! Doesn't he know that you guys chose HIM? That makes him a foundling, iff'n you want our opinion.
hmph.
MOL! Thank you for making us laugh (and laugh some more)!
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Our mum nearly bust a gut laughing at those cupboards and your dad's earthy words. Our dad had to come out to see what our mum was laughing at.
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