mommer sez sometimes i reminds her of a bombay cat, although i was borned right here in misseri. so i started readin' up on bombay an' i found out that it's in a place called india, like springfield is in the YooEssAyy. mommer sez it's furry hot there, so it must be a lot like springfield! but they haff more monkies than cats, so that's a way it's NOT like springfield.
ennyway, i notised that somma the menbeans there wear marks called tilak on their foreheads on speshul occasions, an' i figger any day i gets some haff-n-haff (like i did this morning) is a speshul occasion, so i thought i would haf nitro take this picture of me to show how speshul i looked wif my haff-n-haff tilak. so he did.
then he dropped the camra an' grabbed me an' likked my tilak all gone. i suppose that's ok; i couldn't lik it myself, annit woulda got all sticky.
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LOL! We're not even going to ask how you got half-and-half there. You wouldn't be messy, or anything. ;-P
Hmm, edible body paint - sounds good!
mmmmm - half and half...
oh wait - that wasn't the point...
We liked your tilak - very manly!
Igmu, we have decided you can come and live with us.
You are crazypants. Plus, we wanna taste a tilak.
Igmu that's pretty cool!!! we should try that - now, did you apply it yourself or did Ed or Nitro throw it on you?
Igmu that's pretty cool!!! we should try that - now, did you apply it yourself or did Ed or Nitro throw it on you?
We like it! It makes you look mysterious.
Edible milk body paint for cats - it's the NEW thing!
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