26 June 2012

mommer sez sometimes i reminds her of a bombay cat, although i was borned right here in misseri. so i started readin' up on bombay an' i found out that it's in a place called india, like springfield is in the YooEssAyy. mommer sez it's furry hot there, so it must be a lot like springfield! but they haff more monkies than cats, so that's a way it's NOT like springfield.

ennyway, i notised that somma the menbeans there wear marks called tilak on their foreheads on speshul occasions, an' i figger any day i gets some haff-n-haff (like i did this morning) is a speshul occasion, so i thought i would haf nitro take this picture of me to show how speshul i looked wif my haff-n-haff tilak. so he did.

then he dropped the camra an' grabbed me an' likked my tilak all gone. i suppose that's ok; i couldn't lik it myself, annit woulda got all sticky.

8 comments:

Fuzzy Tales said...

LOL! We're not even going to ask how you got half-and-half there. You wouldn't be messy, or anything. ;-P

Callie (a.k.a. Trouble) said...

Hmm, edible body paint - sounds good!

Random Felines said...

mmmmm - half and half...

oh wait - that wasn't the point...

We liked your tilak - very manly!

Katnip Lounge said...

Igmu, we have decided you can come and live with us.

You are crazypants. Plus, we wanna taste a tilak.

The Meezers or Billy said...

Igmu that's pretty cool!!! we should try that - now, did you apply it yourself or did Ed or Nitro throw it on you?

The Meezers or Billy said...

Igmu that's pretty cool!!! we should try that - now, did you apply it yourself or did Ed or Nitro throw it on you?

Eric and Flynn said...

We like it! It makes you look mysterious.

Au and Target said...

Edible milk body paint for cats - it's the NEW thing!