whatta ladycat!

we remembers missus peach wif love an' admiration. she invited efurryone to her beautyful cottage an' did her best to sivilise us wild ozark kitties but nefur lifted her voice or made us feel like we was rusticated beyond redemption. we learnt the value of bein' perlite an' liftin' our pinkietoes when we drank her catmint tea. we learnt not to riot an' break china, an' she reminded us to ascuse ourselfs when we burped. she was a ladycat's ladycat, an' we are efur-so-glad that we knew her. she was a blessin' on all of us inna CB, an' we misses her. ::snif::