last munf, mommer wented to arizona to bisit her mommer an' sistur an' attend her sistur's granddaughter's weddin'. efurrythin' was lovely an' she hadda great time, an' was furry happy to spend efurry evenin' playin' scrabble wif her mommer, even though her mommer (age 96) whupped her butt most efurry time. gramma don't get out much, so mommer tooked her to lunch an' fur a ride through a cactus
one day, she wented to a little town souf of tucson called tubac, which hafs lotsa stores wif pretty jools an' statchers an' clo'es to buy. many of the stores were closed acause mostly it's a place where turists go, an' most sane beans don't do turist in arizona in august acause it's so hot (but it's a dry heat). one place she wanted to go was closed, so she sat fur a minnit onna bench outsidea it, inna shade, an' pretty soon there was a familiar feelin' onner ankles. a ornich kitteh was sleekin' up to her an' stickin' his nose inner purse!!