13 November 2014

lef'ovurs again!


mommer gived us her plate after she ate some pecan coffee cake, an' while it WAS tecknickally lef'over crumbs, it was de-double-lishus--acause she had spreaded some BUTTER onnit befur she nuked it inna nuking machine!! we akshully wore somma the paper offa the plate wif our raspy li'l tongues, which you kin hear furry clearly. we are proud of our cleanin' up skills. an' no, dbd, there ain't none left fur YOU! ('lessin you wanna lick kittyspit;-)


awwwwww.

(don't feel too bad for her: mommer slipped her some cake befur we even got the plate!)

4 comments:

Random Felines said...

mmmm...cake...and butter....

Hey mom!!! We gots an idea for dinner....

Flynn said...

That sounds very lishus!

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meowmeowmans said...

Butter and cake? That sounds like a winning combination to us! :)