07 November 2014

oh, merciful goddess bast!

THIS IS NOT SUITABLE FUR KITTENS 
OR THE FAINT OF HEART!
(DO NOT SCROLL DOWN UNLESS YOU AIN'T EITHER ONE)















ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! STEP UP YOUR VISHUS DEER PATROLS!!!

we is not kiddin', furriends--this is a true, ackshul picshur of a deer wif fangs--even snopes sez it's true! ok, they's only in afganystan now, but how long do you fink it will be befur you will be seein' them invade yer terrytory? wif those terrorfyin' fangs, they must be drefful predators, slayin' all in their paths as they march efur onward to efurry nook an' cranny of the werld!!

who will save us? Buckaroo Foobar is doin' the best he can, but din't haf the bennyfit of direct trainin' from the redoubtable Skeezix the Cat, although he is a Cat Scout (not to mention, he liffs wif the Denmaster). the Cat Scouts is a hexcellent paramilitary organization an' is the next-best preparation he could haf.

an' Banzai is only a young'un, although he seems very advenchurus and inventive, and sometimes appears to be channeling our Skeezix.

so get the werd out----VISHUS DEERS HAF BECOME EVEN MORE VISHUSER--we must be on guard!!

5 comments:

Flynn said...

OMC!!! That is the scariest thing I have ever seen. I have to dig out my can of VDR so I am ready. It's times like this that I'm glad I'm not yung and joosy any more.

dezizworld said...

OMC Dat deer even looks skeery. Weez suwe hope they don't show up here. They might twy to hurt ow mommy and dat wuld be bad......fur them. MOL Hav a gweat weekend.

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Ellen in Oregon said...

We almost fainted just lookin' at those uhideous pictures. We have never see a deer with as vishus looking fangs as that dude! Do you think it is a vampire deer or some new type of mutant vishus deer? We are on full alert & patrolling our territory 24/7 in case these snaggle toothed deer try to infiltrate the border. We cats gotta radicate this meanace. Next thing ya know these horrifyin' vishus deer could pose a seroious threat. All kittens need to be kept indoors until further notice. All kittens & senior cats should remain in the safety of their human's lap until this threat passes. For cod sake! Get patrolling now & don't forget vishus deer of all kinds hate the smell of liver & onions cooking, so get a pan of that cooking on the stove to ultimate repellant.

orbit said...

I think Ellen has the right idea- vampire deer!!

Kitties Blue said...

Maybe Mauricio can protect us. He is a Cat Scout with the rank of Lion. We are pretty sure that Lions can take down deer no matter how vishus. Thanks for the warning. Purrs and paw-pats, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo