meowers from missouri

here is our catsmas tree. when mommer waz deckeratin' it, nitro grabbed a long piece of plastic wrap an started swallerin' it bit by bit. he runned off so fast mommer couldn't catch him! but finely dad gotted him an carefully pulled the plastic back out. it's a good thing his gizzerd din't come out wif it! mommer gived him a good hollerin'-at (nitro, not dad), an' we ain't seen the tree wifout hoomin snoopervision since. bummer. it's SO shiny an haz SO many dangly toys!