23 December 2014
O. M. C.!!
we is absolutely gob-smacked! there is dawgs bigger than we efur dreamed of! mommer saw these big puppies downtown one night, an' they is so big, they was pullin' a wagon fulla hoomins! you wouldn't catch a pair of cats -- not even lions -- pullin' no wagon, let alone one fulla hoomins!
there were jingly bells on 'em like there are in somma our toys an' onna wreath onna front door, an' alla hoomins was haffin' a good time, so we guesses maybe the puppies was doin' them a faver fur the winter season, whatefur it is they sellybrate. izzer a "dawgsmas"?