STEALTH DEERS!!!
OH, SWEET, HOLY BAST!!!
it's black--all the better to lurk inna shadows at night (when
kittehs are most active), an' this photo makes it obvious that it's not
at all averse to comin' out inna daytime, eifur!
in the next picture, you kin see that it is definitely bigger (an' therefore prolly stronger, faster, an' even more vishus) than its sibling. again, if you biggify, you kin see the supervisor deer beginnin' to open its hideous, fanged maw to bellow a warning at the photographer!
here we see the "normal" deers closely inspectin' the stealth deer, takin' notes an' obserfin' its behafiors so they kin report back to VDC (vishus deer central). if it were possible to feel sorry fur a vishus deer (but it's not), we might do it fur the "normals"--acause this is their replacement, though they prolly don't realize it. "normals" will be phased out in no time, as soon as this prototype is fully evaluated.
what makes this all efen MORE stummick-churnin' is that NOWHERE on enny of these deers is there a hint
of the scythe-like, pointy skewers that usually sprout frum their
heads. we are furry much afurraid that this means the new stealth-model
deers haf some even more sinister an' painful way to do away wif tender,
yung, joosy kitties. what could it be? WHAT COULD IT BE?????
OH, THE HORROR!!!
9 comments:
Oh NO!! We live about a mile from a park that is full of vicious deer with those pointy antlers - we are getting scared now!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
That black deer just does not look right in the head! I think they may need to go back to the lab with that model.
We keep hearing about these vishus deer, but we've never seen one for ourselves, so can't judge. :-D
Of course our human is oohing and ahhing over the "sweet" fawns. LOL.
OMC! A stealth vishus deer is the most scary thing we ever saw. We have to check our supply of VDR without delay!
This is horrid!
Look at those kitten-blood thirsty killers. Don't be fooled by the fawns, either. They do grow up to be vishus.
We'd all better stock up on the Vishus Deer Repellant, we's gonna need it.
Love & Purrs,
KC
They watch us from the field across the road...the field next door... our pasture... and sometimes OUR DRIVEWAY!!!!
Oh! My Cod!
Wes has vishus deers, up where wes lives in Canada! The village we lives in has a whole herd of them. They has a zillion babies too.
Wes seen lots of spotted ones and a couple of all white ones, but never ever a black one!
Purrhaps is is a Deer From Hell!
Kisses
Nellie
I've been keeping a watch on the normals that eat up our yard, but now I will definitely be looking out for the stealth models!
Tis troo, the apokalips is near. We should start stok-pilin foods, treats, and litter! Wait, Mommy already does thar. MOL!
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