12 June 2007

torcher tuesday!!!!!

warning! may be too intense for some kitties!

'member we told you our mom & dad went to a pond on saturday? well, dad musta done something worse than mom did when she hadda squirt herself in the head!! they . . . oh, it's TOO turrible! . . . they . . . DRUG . . . HIM . . . THROUGH . . . WATER!!!!! . . . LOTSA water! for hours! an' hours!! it was dredful!! at times, he even seems to be laughing, but that's just proof that his mind became unhinged under torcher!!

the beans who met them at the big pond were people dad works with. we haf heard about THEM before, but nefurr anything this heinous. he was furry, furry quiet when they came home, an' movin' real slow. then he went to bed really early, before the sun was all dark.

an' ya know what? he WENT BACK TO WORK the next morning. we figger his brain got waterlogged an' he din't know any better. we pleaded wif him to stay home, but he jus' told us we'd already gotten our breakfast an' weren't gonna get any more. poor dad; he's just a sponge wif legs now. *sob* *whimper*

13 comments:

The Meezers said...

geez, we don't unnerstand beans at all.

sammawow-china cat-willow said...

We are very confused why your dad would want to do that?!?!?!

Purrrrs, China Cat & Willow

Ali & Fiona said...

You kitties need to call the local psych ward and have him committed, it is for his own good. This were humans go when the lose they brains and they can't shove them back into there heads.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Omigosh! First yoor mom skwirts water on herself and den yoor dad allows other beans to drag him around in all dat water! Our mom and dad purposly stand under water in da rain room! I'm telling ya, beans is reely, reely weerd.

Eric and Flynn said...

we fink yoo should be furry worried about yer Beans. That duzn't look like normal behaviour to us

The Cat Realm said...

Humans are weird, is all we can say.

Skeezix the Cat said...

I. can't. watch. It's too panefull! Yer POOR DAD!

Daisy said...

Wow, that looks like very scary water torture!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

did he haf a furry bad lawyer? couldn't he pay a fine an do sum community service insted?

Sultanfus and Guy said...

Beans do the strangest things sometimes.

jcfloresinc said...

I think it's called bean water torture. They do it for fun. Strange habits these beans have.
Samantha & Tigger

Derby said...

Beans are strange when it comes to playing in water.

Munchkin, Missy and Monte said...

Picture would not show up for our Mommie bean, probably a good thing, she might laugh too loud and wake the little beans.