14 June 2007

thursday 13 - nitro's rules

  1. if it's cat food, it's mine.
  2. if it's people food, it's mine.
  3. if it's food in your mouth, it's mine, and i want it back.
  4. if it's food that's already been processed and hurled back, it's STILL mine, no matter who hurled it. well, maybe not woofies.
  5. if it's food that's already been processed and hurled back with a hairball, it might be mine, it might be yours. depends on how much hair.
  6. if it's food that's already been processed and gone all the way through, it's yours.
  7. if i'm sleeping, leave me alone.
  8. if you're sleeping, wake up and make me a comfy spot to sleep. on you.
  9. if you're sleeping and i'm sleeping on you, don't move.
  10. if you're resting comfortably, see #8, starting with "and make me a comfy. . . "
  11. if you're awake but your legs are sleeping, and i'm sleeping on them, don't move.
  12. if you're awake and i'm sleeping on you, but you have to go pee or whatever, so what? don't move.
  13. if you're awake and i'm awake, go get me some food!

21 comments:

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We don't know why mom was laffing so hard, these are furry good rules.

Kimo & Sabi said...

Wowy - these is excellent rules - and furry well written. We tool notes.

The Meezers said...

Nitro, those is the bestest rules I haf efurr seen.

Munchkin, Missy and Monte said...

Yep, those are good rules. Mommie can you print these out and put them on the fridge?

The Furry Kids said...

Those are great rules!!! They made Momma giggle.

Love,
Tazo

Dragonheart said...

Fun rules Nitro! My mom was laughing at #12! Sometimes she really doesn't want to disturb me, so waits until she can't wait any longer before getting up!

Daisy said...

Nitro, those are GREAT rules! I especially like #5 and #6. It is smart to have rules about these things. Just so you don't eat the wrong thing by mistake.

HRH Yao-Lin said...

he he he excellent!! Great rules!!!

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Excellent rules, Nitro! Mum says she'd like to meet you but that you might be high maintenance.
Gingers rule!

Skeezix the Cat said...

HAHAHAHA! That's a grate list, guys!!!!

Skeezix the Cat said...

WOW! I just notist I'm the 12,00th viziter sinse 8/6/6!

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

MOL! We with you....food, food, food!!

Excellent rules, Nitro!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

Excellent Rules! I certainly agree with the ones regarding food, but I have a problem. The processed or partially processed food SHOULD BE mine, and I feel I'm entitled to it since I was the one who processed it (Grr & Cocoa don't yak up anything), but every time I deposit some partially processed food on the floor, my brother and sister come running to help me re-eat it. I don't think that's really fair.
Midnight

Lux said...

O wow, I agree with every one of those things on your list, especially the ones about food!

Ayla said...

Great minds think alike. Those sound an awful lot like my rules too.

DK & The Fluffies said...

Excellent rules!

Eric and Flynn said...

Grate rools. We told mum she has to print them and put them up on the wall.

Millie said...

Nitro,

Those rules are just the Bomb! They are awesome!

I think Gizzy klnew all those rules, too.

Parker said...

Those rules rule!

caricature said...

Wow - those are some tough rules for the beans - so true though.

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