03 July 2008

13 things that suck about rain

  1. thunderboomers - an' we mean scary, house-rattlin', hide inna kitchen cabinet-type scary
  2. bangers - little thunderboomers that don't scare, but disturb us enough to make us open an eye while nappin'
  3. excessive wetness - damdog goes out to pee, comes back, an' shakes an' showers us
  4. sunlessness - no warm spots to nap in
  5. birdlessness - all hidin' from the rain in their dry nests
  6. squirrellessness - ditto
  7. crankyness - gloom makes mom an' dad peevish
  8. chilliness - which goes wif #9:
  9. humididitty - both of which make the beans run the A/C alla time, an' we freeze!!
  10. sameness - borin', borin', borin' landscape fulla drips; it useta be fun watchin' 'em until we found out we couldn't catch 'em . . . an' wouldn't like 'em, if we DID catch 'em
  11. muddiness - onna floor by the back door from beans & damdog goin' in-and-out, which is no fun to step in while peekin' out the door-window
  12. slipperiness - onna floor where wet feets has been, lessening trackshun while playing T.H.O.E.
  13. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :nap time:

14 comments:

Tybalt said...

I agree with every single thing on that list.

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Oooh, we hate thunder boomies!

Vincent and Mike said...

We don't like da boomers, either. An, we been gettin' LOTS of em lately.

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

We agree with most everything on the list, except for the ones involving damdog, because we don't have one of those living with us ... hee hee!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Daisy said...

Gosh, I knew I did not like rain and now I see it is much worse than I even imagined!

The Meezers said...

the rains stink big time!!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

I used to have to stay outside in the rain. I'd hide under cars, or under the barbeque or huddle up next to the back door. I don't have to worry about that anymore. I'm inside and living in luxury!
Max

PB & J said...

Yes to all of them! We had some big boomers last night, very scary (Jake was under the bed all night)!

We hope you guys are ok - that's a lotta water!

Mickey said...

Yup!!! THose are things to dislike about rain,well maybe not #13,heehee
I hope you get sunshine soon and the dog stays dry!!
Purrs Mickey

Derby said...

Sorry it has been so yecky at your house. Rain is no fun.

Happy 4th. That means man made boomers.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We aren't big fans of dem boomers either...'cept fur Zippy, she likes to outside and watch da storms. Don't be mad at us but today we hadded sunshine, breezes and open windows.

Fat Eric said...

Happy Independence Day to all my American friends!

Fat Eric

(waving a Union Jack!)

ZOOLATRY said...

Correct.
Thirteen Times Correct.

The Dutchess said...

So true...with the first drop of rain i run like crazy to get inside.And there is a LOT of rain in Holland.I really enjoyed reading your blog,i wil be back!
Mr. Bee