30 August 2010

bad boys, bad boys!!

this is where they end up!!

iggy's story: i was vulturin' on toppa mom's linen closet an' jumped down inta the sink an' knocked off all her eye meddysin drops anna dambrowndawg scarfed one up an' mom hadda get outta the shower to go smack her onna head to make her let go an' then go soak the bottle in alcohol to get the dawg germs offa it.

so you kitties out there, don't knock stuff offa the counters, or you could end up like me, on a rude pallet inna rustic jail, wif yer mom playin' judge-jury-an-jailer!! (an' i darn sure ain't tellin' her about scratchin' my gums on her toothbrush!! )

10 comments:

The Meezers or Billy said...

um Iggy, what did you do dude? does you need a lawyer?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Umm... what did you do to your head? I think maybe just waiting on the lawyer would have been a better idea...

The Creek Cats said...

We're on our way over to bust you outta jail!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We think you need an attorney. Can Buddy help? He can get a law degree in no time at all.

Amy and The House of Cats said...

Oh Iggy it sounds like a total accident to us (as is anytime any cat knocks anything down) - we think a good lawyer is needed on your case right away! Plus it is the dog that got the germs everywhere - did he get in any trouble - we doubt it. Frame job, we are sure of it.

Everycat said...

Igmu, I have lawyers on their way to get you out. Do you need them to bring a saw to get through those bars, I hope your head ain't stuck. This was clearly a set up.

W. Wuudler QC*



*QC = Queen's Council= Top barristers with wigs in the UK.

Getzger said...

Iggy, dude, you're doing it all wrong. Any self-respecting cat should be able to maneuver the bathroom without knocking things over. My boy, we're going to have to teach you the concept of stealth.

(We will avoid the fact that I've yet to master the concept myself.)

Admiral Hestorb said...

You can come right over here and stay till it all blows over! I have lots of beds and chairs and stuff we can hide under..AND no dog germs!

Katnip Lounge said...

Iggy, Salem salutes you! You were only making sure gravity was still working, right?

About the toothbrush gumming...that is Pure Evil Genius.

Eric and Flynn said...

We'll come and spring you from jail Iggy.
Haha! Gum scratching on teefs brushes is good.
When I was young, the Beans never had electric teefs brushes and they used to hang the ones where you hafta do the work yourself in a teefsbrush holder and one day when mum went to clean her teefs she saw me chewing on the bristles. She doesn't know how long I had been doing it, and I didn't tell her.
Flynn